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l guild

The man looks like Conan's cousin, I wouldn't mess with him.

The guildguard looks pretty hurt.

That is the shire guildguard lol. WOW.

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Before a ladder

You linger before this enchanting ladder. Two ladders, since the broken

and decaying wooden steps have seperated it into almost-touching sects.

Swarms of termites walk busily along the lower half, while the upper half

seems untouched by time. The latter ladder is what you have climbed down,

and what will bring you to the top. Its such a pretty ladder that you never

want to leave it. You want to stroke it and caress it. You would take it with you,

but you realize you may need it later. You feel incompetent and

insecure that this ladder will remain truthful to only you, as you would

have it. You know its surface by heart. Does that mean anything? Are you

the only one? It doesnt even write you anymore. You love it, and so you

must set it free. Goodbye, ladder.

[Exits: south up]

A slime creature rises up from the murk here.

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Before a ladder

You linger before this enchanting ladder. Two ladders, since the broken

and decaying wooden steps have seperated it into almost-touching sects.

Swarms of termites walk busily along the lower half, while the upper half

seems untouched by time. The latter ladder is what you have climbed down,

and what will bring you to the top. Its such a pretty ladder that you never

want to leave it. You want to stroke it and caress it. You would take it with you,

but you realize you may need it later. You feel incompetent and

insecure that this ladder will remain truthful to only you, as you would

have it. You know its surface by heart. Does that mean anything? Are you

the only one? It doesnt even write you anymore. You love it, and so you

must set it free. Goodbye, ladder.

[Exits: south up]

A slime creature rises up from the murk here.

lololollol xD

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This huge blade was mystically forged by the Great Deity Yaegar Himself to

aid Yaegar's Guardian in doing his oh-so-important job. It slices it dices,

and its yours for $19.95 plus p+h. But Wait! There's More! Order NOW and

you'll receive this genuine 30-carat gold chain ABSOLUTELY FREE!

RING NOW-

1-800-IMAFOOL!

:)

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*from the orignal forums*

Thaqnks to Abacien for the list of items and spells that did not make it into FL

The Rod of Hammer Time

The Staff of Brown Acid

A morning-after-star

a baby feces mask (deemed too powerful)

a queer as a tree of parakeets sword (renamed a flaming broadsword)

a living bone (excerpt from Dogma outtakes "Your father left this for you? It's 4 foot long and shaped like a penis!")

a who-ba-joob (renamed blonkeywan)

spell: PMS (renamed firestorm)

a mace of corn mash spirits

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Some of those descriptions make me think that immortals like to play (code) while drunk too :)

Did you ever see the old player pic of Crypt? He was biting the top off a bottle (not can) of miller high life (which is the breakfast of champions)

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