Guest emp_newb Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 l guild The man looks like Conan's cousin, I wouldn't mess with him. The guildguard looks pretty hurt. That is the shire guildguard lol. WOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Before a ladder You linger before this enchanting ladder. Two ladders, since the broken and decaying wooden steps have seperated it into almost-touching sects. Swarms of termites walk busily along the lower half, while the upper half seems untouched by time. The latter ladder is what you have climbed down, and what will bring you to the top. Its such a pretty ladder that you never want to leave it. You want to stroke it and caress it. You would take it with you, but you realize you may need it later. You feel incompetent and insecure that this ladder will remain truthful to only you, as you would have it. You know its surface by heart. Does that mean anything? Are you the only one? It doesnt even write you anymore. You love it, and so you must set it free. Goodbye, ladder. [Exits: south up] A slime creature rises up from the murk here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikodemus Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 ROFL @ Malignant. I remember that being posted ages ago. Still cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Some of those descriptions make me think that immortals like to play (code) while drunk too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 That is absolutely the case, F0xx. Why do you think the Mud kept crashing after those changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H&R Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Before a ladder You linger before this enchanting ladder. Two ladders, since the broken and decaying wooden steps have seperated it into almost-touching sects. Swarms of termites walk busily along the lower half, while the upper half seems untouched by time. The latter ladder is what you have climbed down, and what will bring you to the top. Its such a pretty ladder that you never want to leave it. You want to stroke it and caress it. You would take it with you, but you realize you may need it later. You feel incompetent and insecure that this ladder will remain truthful to only you, as you would have it. You know its surface by heart. Does that mean anything? Are you the only one? It doesnt even write you anymore. You love it, and so you must set it free. Goodbye, ladder. [Exits: south up] A slime creature rises up from the murk here. lololollol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Way Up Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Does anyone happen to have the lore for the High Guardian's Two Handed Sword lying around? I don't anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Mali, is that the underdark? Lol. Nice desc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jibber Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 This huge blade was mystically forged by the Great Deity Yaegar Himself to aid Yaegar's Guardian in doing his oh-so-important job. It slices it dices, and its yours for $19.95 plus p+h. But Wait! There's More! Order NOW and you'll receive this genuine 30-carat gold chain ABSOLUTELY FREE! RING NOW- 1-800-IMAFOOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Anyone find the Rod of Hammertine yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 I did, but I couldn't touch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Anyone find the Rod of Hammertine yet? Jeeze chay, you trolling the old forums for Abacien's posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 *from the orignal forums* Thaqnks to Abacien for the list of items and spells that did not make it into FL The Rod of Hammer Time The Staff of Brown Acid A morning-after-star a baby feces mask (deemed too powerful) a queer as a tree of parakeets sword (renamed a flaming broadsword) a living bone (excerpt from Dogma outtakes "Your father left this for you? It's 4 foot long and shaped like a penis!") a who-ba-joob (renamed blonkeywan) spell: PMS (renamed firestorm) a mace of corn mash spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobis Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 >get rod You are zapped by a Rod of Hammer Time. A Rod of Hammer Time says, "You can't touch this!" You drop a Rod of Hammer Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Some of those descriptions make me think that immortals like to play (code) while drunk too Did you ever see the old player pic of Crypt? He was biting the top off a bottle (not can) of miller high life (which is the breakfast of champions) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrek Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 *from the orignal forums* Thaqnks to Abacien for the list of items and spells that did not make it into FL Wow! I believe I was spamming spells when I wrote those. What was the date on that one!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 January of 02 hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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