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Yay dead baby joke time:

Whats the only thing funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.

What's more disturbing than 3 dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in 3 trash cans.

What's the only thing more fun than stapling babies to walls?

Ripping them off.

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You just lost an respect I ever had for you TB.

This is a little joke I like to crack about my girlfriend:

What is better than waking up next to Tara (my girl's name...insert yours as you see fit)? (here is where she expects me to say something endearing like nothing)

Waking up next to a corpse...at least the corpse is a more active lay.

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