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Happy Father's Day


Mindflayer

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Thanks man, though I didn't get to see her but 30mins today.

I got off work at 6am, gotta go back at 2. So between grabbing food on the way home, getting home, showering and sleeping, getting up and going back I get 4-5 hours of sleep between 16 hour shifts.

So I get up, she wants to play with her hamsters. She pulls out the first one... dead. So I have try to explain death (she's had 3 critters die, felt like it was time)... ends up he just went home instead. I get ready to leave and she's playing with the other teddy bear hamster in the bedroom and she screams. Walk in and she's got blood on the carpet and her clothes. The hamster had bit a chunk out of her finger. So I dropped him off in the woods on the way to work... think I might stay way from them and get her something else from now on.

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Not quite; Let me add this.

For fathers day, I wake up and head to the restroom for my morning constitutional, and what is it I find on the sink? First response pregnancy test. (daughters) So I have a few cups of coffee, and try and decide if I want to deal with this on Fathers day. Ultimately deciding I will wait and ball her out on Grandparents day when she wont have a clue what I am talking about. I even put the box in a little envelope with todays date so I can prove she deserves to be grounded. Fourth of July will be so quiet. I can't wait! Proof that good parenting takes both a lot of time and planning.

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I mud while my girl watches anime. I've even had her take over training while I shower or nap. She doesn't want to play full time but she's watched me and I've taught her and let her do a few things so I'm pretty sure she'd be able to do alright.

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I have had a pretty good fathers day. My six year old son got me a card that said:

When I ask my father why he tells me because and then when you open the card it starts playing Darth Vader saying I am your father. It was pretty neat. Happy fathers day to all you other fathers out there in The Forsaken Lands.

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