Dale Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Seems Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children of the world to be safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Haha, I got one via text: It has been decided Michael Jackson, due to being 99% plastic, will be cremated and turned into lego so kids can play with him for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted June 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Yeah I heard that one today too. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 This just in: Michael Jackson was found dead as a result of food poisoning. Turns out, he ate some 12 year old nuts. or... Michael Jackson was seen in a Wal-Mart in Tampa today. Apparently, there was some confusion when MJ saw a sign that read, "Boys pants ½ off!" (edit: i realize these are tasteless. i'm really not heartless.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I just find it incredibly ironic/entertaining that they invited a 12-year-old boy to sing "Who's Loving You" at Michael Jackson's memorial service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I've Killed for Less Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Jockeys at tomorrows horse racing meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory Reports of Michael Jackson dying are incorrect. He was caught in the children’s ward having a stroke. Michael Jackson has canceled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6. Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie. MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids... Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday. McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I've Killed for Less Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 This just in: Michael Jackson was seen in a Wal-Mart in Tampa today. Apparently, there was some confusion when MJ saw a sign that read, "Boys pants ½ off!" (edit: i realize these are tasteless. i'm really not heartless.) What do MJ and Kmart have in common? They both have little boys underware 1/2 off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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