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Pieman

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Everyone has their own priceless moments so I thought I would share mine and everyone else can too!

So last night I went to a cheap sleazy bar, and I drank until I was way drunk and ate cheap beer hamburgers. I didn't have to go to the bathroom until work this morning where I soon found out much to my displeasure that they were out of toilet paper and I had to use cheap nearly cardboard paper towels from the Home Depot bathroom. Which, needless to say, is like sandpaper so after that ordeal I give you tonight.

Dinner for me and my buddy at the local Texas Roadhouse, $40.

Beers between both of us $65 + tip.

Money I spent on buying drinks for the girl next to me at the bar (and yes...I did get her number.) $12.

Going home and using the bathroom to find that I can indeed wipe my bum with soft scotts toilet paper....Priceless.

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