Imoutgoodbye Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Top 10 Things Never to say to your significant other in the bedroom... 10. Whoa! Did you use beast call?! 9. Is that an illithid or are you just happy to see me? 8. No, I don't believe that's a level 10 malform.... 7. Bash lock me, baby! 6. Let's mix it up...instead of pretending you're an elf, get the whips and be a drow. 5. No, I won't take off the cape. 4. Stop! I won't allow you to enter. You're too bloody. 3. Seriously, that's crane stance? Seemed more like monkey. 2. Uuuhhm....side affect of the rust spell, right? AND NUMBER ONE........*drum roll* 1. WHOA! Your feet are cold! Undead app approved, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 "You just got PKED." "My forum name is Emp_Newb." "I cast magic missile!." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 C'mon baby I just got haste cancelled. The Enlarge spell, now in pill form! I've loved you since the day I black jacked you and pried all your cloths. But sanctuary takes away all the feeling! Hold on, let's wait out the plague. You like my lavender floral dress? Damn, I bet they denied your description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 "Honestly, you caught me just as enlarge fell, and somebody cast haste on me too. Honest, it's not normally like this." "I don't believe you." cast victim ......... Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Damn, I guess I need more mal saves. I bet Mali never did THAT baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 C'mon baby I just got haste cancelled. The Enlarge spell, now in pill form! I've loved you since the day I black jacked you and pried all your cloths. But sanctuary takes away all the feeling! Hold on, let's wait out the plague. You like my lavender floral dress? Damn, I bet they denied your description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croyvern Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 You are a bit worn out from your wounds. You are covered with deep scars and lacerations. An immortal utters 'petrification' You arent allowed to quit! I have a couple of starstones for you. Ghosts arent allowed in there. Would you like directions? Are you here as a competitor or an observer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 I actually just had this one happen. Wife nagging in background. You say, I don't trade with folks I can't see. Wife confused, you laugh knowing you have won this battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackwilly21 Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 I actually just had this one happen. Wife nagging in background. You say, I don't trade with folks I can't see. Wife confused, you laugh knowing you have won this battle. WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 LOL genius. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Why? You feel so happy now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadCowDisease Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 You lost your concentration. Your thrust does unspeakable things to _____. You come to with a pounding headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 My soul bears your mark. I don't need a date friday, I just mastered animate corpse. Yeah my last GF dumped me because I played too much FL, so I killed her and full looted her house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 You have now mastered thrust! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadCowDisease Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 so do you want me in buddha or monkey? do you have whip expertise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 You are a bit worn out from your wounds. You are covered with deep scars and lacerations. An immortal utters 'petrification' You arent allowed to quit! I have a couple of starstones for you. Ghosts arent allowed in there. Would you like directions? Are you here as a competitor or an observer? I rofled at this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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