Dale Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Okay, my wife went to church with her friend (Catholics...) And there was a lady there with her daughter, I forgot how it came up, but her daughters name was spelled Ll-a, when they asked her how it was pronounced she replied, Ladashia. I think we have met an all time low in child naming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I almost named my kid cat. That's pronounced dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I suddenly want to offer that child $20 + court fees to legally change the spelling to shortbus while maintaining the pronunciation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 she hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 she is pseudo-hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Would you bang it if she gave your paladin, two teeth necklaces a set of mithril and a sharp glaive at level 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindflayer Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 worst I ever heard was a woman who named her daughter after a medical term she had heard during the birthing process... Placenta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 worst I ever heard was a woman who named her daughter after a medical term she had heard during the birthing process... Placenta I've heard of this. Not as bad as Lemonjello or Orangejello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackwilly21 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 My drummer and guitarist knew two kids named Orangejello and Lemonjello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPapa Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Nurse named Sweetmeat Brown. On her license.. yes,, First name Sweetmeat Last name Brown. No, she isn't all that sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 My dudes crazy guitarist da had a heroin addict girlfriend named Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Some people are just way too stupid to be parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I just finished up a talk with an employee here about how alot of the people in the world should not be allowed to breed period. Not so much that they cannot take care of a kid, but because the world does not need flooded with the pond scum on the gene pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I've Killed for Less Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 See the problem is, all the smart people realize they shouldn't just keep popping out babies, and the idiots of the world are reproducing like crazy. Give it a few years(months), and the wise people of the world will all be dead, and the fools shall run the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 See the problem is' date=' all the smart people realize they shouldn't just keep popping out babies, and the idiots of the world are reproducing like crazy. Give it a few years(months), and the wise people of the world will all be dead, and the fools shall run the earth.[/quote'] Give it up. You will NEVER be president, even when this does occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I've Killed for Less Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Who wants to be president!? That job is just a front to keep the american public happy. The real power players always stay behind the curtain Emp. I dont need to have this place filled with fools to have my ideas put into action. I just need to be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Who wants to be president!? That job is just a front to keep the american public happy. The real power players always stay behind the curtain Emp. I dont need to have this place filled with fools to have my ideas put into action. I just need to be me. McDonalds ALWAYS brings the McRib back. Just because you thought it was a good idea does not mean you made it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Emp once again you associated something with food. I think it's time you went on a diet, and not the subway diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Dale, you of all people should no regardless of weight I can move when it matters. And as far as being a large man. Pfff. I am great in ALL situations. For example: A fight, I WILL sit on you, and hurt you that way In Winter, I am far warmer than you skinny gits If the boat we are on sinks, I float It is funnier when we fall I have my own clothing store A bear attacks, I can be bitten more times than you without serious injury Women like big guys because we make them feel safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Not so much that they cannot take care of a kid, but because the world does not need flooded with the pond scum on the gene pool Hmm... have you been reading mein kampf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Bien maintenant que vous l'abordez Mein Kampf illustre des points valides, bien que le fait d'apporter ces points à la réalisation soit une tâche complètement COMPLÈTEMENT impossible. J'étais plus sur une déclamation extravagante des gens muets qu'un désir réel pour une race humaine supérieure. Sans gens muets je ne serais pas les gens élégants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Keep your nazi propaganda off the forums, Emp_newb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Tu ne parles pas francais, dindon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 déteste la France. La seule chose qui venait jamais de la valeur de France une connerie est Croussants. Vive le B.E.C. croussant Glouglou Glouglou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephirus Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I heard a story of a woman who was made because they named her baby female, pronounced : fe-mal-eh. So she went to the hospital, and they told her, no, they did not name her, if the parents do not supply a name, they simply put female baby on the birth certificate. She decided to keep the name... god help fe-mal-eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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