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Dale, you of all people should no regardless of weight I can move when it matters. And as far as being a large man. Pfff. I am great in ALL situations. For example:

A fight, I WILL sit on you, and hurt you that way

In Winter, I am far warmer than you skinny gits

If the boat we are on sinks, I float

It is funnier when we fall

I have my own clothing store

A bear attacks, I can be bitten more times than you without serious injury

Women like big guys because we make them feel safe

Sharks do find you more tasty though...everything has its drawbacks.

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