Jump to content

I love you all...


Imoutgoodbye

Recommended Posts

House found the bottle of Vicoden again...

a-g

You're jealous because I got to the Vicoden first.

*bearhug* It's about time this blood thirsty group got all cuddly.

You have alterior motives. ;)

Cuddle this *stabby stab stab*

And you....you're the worst yet. Repressing those latent urges won't do you any good. We know you like to wrestle around with sweaty men. ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Please. Even with the bottle of Vicodin House still wouldn't love anyone. ;)

He loves his ex-wife. Much like I love my ex-wife. Although, technically, we were never married... and she doesn't know I call her my "ex-wife"... we DID share a lifetime together. And is it really that crazy that every moment we spent with our eyes locked I counted as a lifetime? I'd see everything flash before our eyes... from out first kiss to our last goodbye, where she'd die in a horrible accident in the packaging factory. Each of her tender strips falling atop one another before being bound round by the cellophane wrappings that I can only guess half-match my hugs of love that had found their ways around her in all the years of our loving marriage. So, next time you sit down to enjoy your bacon just remember this: a-g was there first, and you're eating my metaphoric love for Miss Piggy.

I may be jealous about the Vicodin... then again, I might be confusing it with Zyprexa. You never know. You never, ever know with me.

a-g

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...