Grim_Reefer Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 So I was scoping out this curvacious mega-babe at Wal-mart the other day and decided to go talk to her. We chatted, felt that chemistry, and then headed back to my place for some R&R. We got to talking about random things and eventually realized we both had the same last name. I told her how my dad had split when I was a baby and she said hers did the same thing. Well, long story short, I ****ed my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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f0xx Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 So, you pulled a Deykari? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 You, sir, have won the post of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeva Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 quick, chug that glass of hot trash water mixed with bleach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 god i love you grim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouselessRogue Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Man... I have had a ****ty week. I feel better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teralis Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard all year, anyway the question we all want to know...... Was she good? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 **** yeah, man. I was using her ovaries for target practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 ...... Dude.... That is both awesome, and comepletely expected from you, and completely WTF all at the same time... I'd even go so far as to turn it into a WTFCOPTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 God I hope you are pulling our chains... if so..., That's what you get for scoping chicks at Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 God I hope you are pulling our chains... if so..., That's what you get for scoping chicks at Walmart. And what store do you shop at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jibber Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I shop anywhere BUT Walmart. I make it a mission not to go near the place. Demonic spawns from hell, that's what they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I shop anywhere BUT Walmart. I make it a mission not to go near the place. Demonic spawns from hell' date=' that's what they are.[/quote'] 1. It's cheap. 2. Mine's in a college town. 3. They're open 24/7, so someone's finally operating on my damn night schedule. 4. Wal-Mart just rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I've Killed for Less Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 So I was scoping out this curvacious mega-babe at Wal-mart the other day and decided to go talk to her. We chatted' date=' felt that chemistry, and then headed back to my place for some R&R. We got to talking about random things and eventually realized we both had the same last name. I told her how my dad had split when I was a baby and she said hers did the same thing. Well, long story short, I ****ed my sister.[/quote'] See, but you shouldn't tell this story like its the first time you ****ed your sister. Come on now. I know you better than that. Much Love, Your Lover, I love you, Call me, Sexy time, IKFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 http://thechive.com/2009/09/the-people-of-walmart-12-photos/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teralis Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 **** yeah' date=' man. I was using her ovaries for target practice.[/quote'] And now thanks to that post he will make the poster of the year with his next post in 3 weeks time. Grim posts.... Well guys remember when I posted about tearing it up with my sister after we met at wal mart, well I have been drinking and smoking for four days straight trying to get the nerve up to post this, theres a little reefer bud now growing inside her. And to make it worse she is taking me to Jerry Springer for the November 1st show which is titled "Reefer man is not only my brother but also my baby dady." j/k man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 1. It's cheap. 2. Mine's in a college town. 3. They're open 24/7, so someone's finally operating on my damn night schedule. 4. Wal-Mart just rules! Lies. I just went there the other night at like 11pm, and they were closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Lies. I just went there the other night at like 11pm' date=' and they were closed.[/quote'] Were you in Mt. Pleasant or Alma? Even the one in St. Johns doesn't close before midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Were you in Mt. Pleasant or Alma? Even the one in St. Johns doesn't close before midnight. Alma, since I live there...and I saw you driving the other day. Also, those are SUPER Wal-Mart's you're talking about, not regular type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Alma' date=' since I live there...and I saw you driving the other day. Also, those are [b']SUPER Wal-Mart's you're talking about, not regular type. I'm so tired I can't remember what I did five minutes ago....but if I was driving yesterday, I was driving....I WANT CIGARETTES! MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN AND WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THE MUD IS! EDIT: I think I just PK'ed someone....I just know I see a corpse and it's full of stuff....and there's damage and a half log on my Gmud screen....I need to mud more when I'm tired.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 And what store do you shop at? Not Wall Fart if I can help it. I shop everywhere else first. People are rude, and scuzzy there. Funny enough, if I go on a Saturday, I always run into at least 5 people I know there. I think I need to meet different people. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouselessRogue Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I live all of 20 minutes from Wal-Mart's home office. Actually graduated high school with some of the Walton grandkids. Needless to say, our Wal-Marts are super pimp here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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