Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 The wife's freakin' radioactive from her petscan and I've got the kid for the next 12 hours....logging in and out of the MUD to check diaper, get a bottle, prepare the Throne of Food (high chair) for regular meal times.....this was supposed to be my day off..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Voodoo Doll Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Its the first Saturday of football. Perk up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Its the first Saturday of football. Perk up. Just realized this while I was feeding him. I'll watch any of the college games, they all rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 When you have a kid, you don't get a day off. So quit your whining and man up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 When you have a kid' date=' you don't get a day off. So quit your whining and man up![/quote'] I get days off. Taking care of a kid is a woman's job. Mine is to put in a 40 hour work week and bring home money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I get days off. Taking care of a kid is a woman's job. Mine is to put in a 40 hour work week and bring home money. Goddamn correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouselessRogue Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 emote stands aside and awaits the effeminate onslaught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 For angering the gods, Valek and Grim will receive DEATH by TORTURE. The Carnifex says 'The time has come for you to experience more pain than you have ever felt.' The Carnifex grins evilly at Valek and Grim. The Carnifex says 'Your death will be slow, and agonizing. There will be no mercy.' The Carnifex selects a sharp set of tongs, and a scalpel. The Carnifex says 'This may take me a while.' The Carnifex grins evilly. The Carnifex slowly inserts the scalpel into Valek and Grim's eye socket. Valek and Grim appears to be blinded. Valek and Grim screams in agony as Valek and Grim's eyes are cut from the skull! Valek and Grim says 'Ah.' The Carnifex places a sharp set of tongs back on the surgical table. The Carnifex selects a wicked set of shears, and holds them. With a clamp, the Carnifex grasps Valek and Grim's tongue, and slices it off with the shears. Valek and Grim tries to scream, but just ends up sputtering blood. The Carnifex places a wicked set of shears back on the surgical table. The Carnifex withdraws a glowing hot brand from the fire. With a slow movement, the Carnifex presses a flaming brand into Valek and Grim's chest. Valek and Grim cries and whines under the immense pain. A flaming brand SEARS Valek and Grim's flesh! The Carnifex places a glowing hot brand back in the fire for later use. The Carnifex selects a set of sharp nails from the surgical table, and a mallet. With sharp blows, the Carnifex hammers several sharp nails into Valek and Grim's fingernails. Some sharp nails under Valek and Grim's fingernails AGONIZES Valek and Grim! The Carnifex places a mallet back on the surgical table. The Carnifex selects a sharp band saw from the surgical table. With some sawing, the Carnifex manages to saw off the front of Valek and Grim's skull. The grisly sound of a saw cutting through bone fills the air. Valek and Grim has been LOBOTOMIZED! The Carnifex places a sharp band saw back on the surgical table. The Carnifex withdraws a heavy steel pipe from the surgical table. With quick strikes, the Carnifex shatters Valek and Grim's legs with a pipe! Valek and Grim's legs have been broken! Valek and Grim screams loudly! The Carnifex places a heavy steel pipe back on the surgical table. The Carnifex withdraws a gutting hook from the surgical table. The Carnifex grins wickedly as he wields the nasty hook. The Carnifex inserts the gutting hook just below Valek and Grim's navel. With quick jerks, the Carnifex rips open Valek and Grim's stomach, and exposes Valek and Grim's intestines. Valek and Grim's face changes color as he grabs his stomach in agonizing pain! Valek and Grim crouches on the ground wincing painfully as fecal matter is expelled from his rear. A strong odor fills the room. Valek and Grim has been DISEMBOWELED! The Carnifex places a gutting hook on the surgical table. The Carnifex takes a hand drill from the table. The Carnifex inserts the drill into Valek and Grim's chestplate, and drills a small hole. The Carnifex inserts a small packet of flesh-eating insects into the small hole. Valek and Grim looks very ill. Valek and Grim's poison grazes them. Valek and Grim is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided. Valek and Grim's poison grazes them. Valek and Grim is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided. You say 'I see Valek and Grim have paid dearly for their short sighted statements.' Valek and Grim's poison grazes him. Valek and Grim are DEAD!! You hear Valek and Grim's death cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Dizz.....are you fantasizing about Grim and I being the same person?!?! :eek: On a side note, I see your profile lists your occupation as a teacher's aide, which is noted as a suitably feminine job... Besides, I've done more than my share around this house hold. It's time for me to step back and take a more traditional role. The older the child gets, the more involved I'll get, and share what I know as I take him out into the world, steer him in the proper directions, and hopefully he'll learn from my mistakes as well as his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Interesting how she refers to Valek and Grim as one person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Interesting how she refers to Valek and Grim as one person What can I say? We both know every woman here wants us. It's only rational that eventually one of them would have this RP fantasy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 We're good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 You guys can't talk now. You have been lobotomized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Anume Posted September 5, 2009 Implementor Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Kid + 40 hour job as a plant engineer. Feminie enough? You men just suck if you manage JUST your job and have no time for your kiddos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Kid + 40 hour job as a plant engineer. Feminie enough? You men just suck if you manage JUST your job and have no time for your kiddos. I will sell you my kid. $5. These pictures are old....he was like...3 months old....he's much bigger now. 34 inches long and 27 lbs....11 months old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Is that your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I get days off. Taking care of a kid is a woman's job. Mine is to put in a 40 hour work week and bring home money. 40 hours a week ? Dam you have it easy. My dad works 50. My brother gets called in the middle of the night. And my old boss called people up from their vacations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Is that your wife? First time I saw that, I asked my wife, "Who's that girl holding Shayne?" And she said, "That's you." Sure enough, upon closer inspection, I realized that I do look feminine at times. This is my wife and she won't let me put up any other pic of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 She looks really mad. Theres me and my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Kid + 40 hour job as a plant engineer. Feminie enough? You men just suck if you manage JUST your job and have no time for your kiddos. To be honest I have to agree with Esh. Working man, compared to working women have it so much easier especially if you involve kids and marriage. Ofcourse, there are always exceptions. Esh is right about the majority though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 She looks really mad. She's married to me, that's why. Look at the camera, Grim. It won't steal your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killalou Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Kid + 40 hour job as a plant engineer. Feminie enough? You men just suck if you manage JUST your job and have no time for your kiddos. I must 100% agree, double household incomes for the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 To be honest I have to agree with Esh. Working man, compared to working women have it so much easier especially if you involve kids and marriage. Ofcourse, there are always exceptions. Esh is right about the majority though. She's going to have it a lot rougher if I find out she's a GM engineer. I spent ten hours last week on brake drums because for some reason the wheel cylinders on those ****ers don't come out due to being ROUNDED on the back and the part that keeps the wheel bearings inside doesn't detach from the front, so the wheel cylinder was stuck in there until I took a grinder to the back of it. The Haynes manual didn't tell me I'd have to do that. I ended up taking so long on both sides I had to take the car to a mechanic because the lines had to be bled at the same time to get all the air out of the brake system. I don't think GM engineers have ever picked up a wrench in their life. It's all, "Oh, hey, this'll make the assembly line process easier" or "This looks nice" or...bleh! Oh, a good chunk of that ten hours was going back and forth to the parts store for more tools and to replace the brake line on the right side because I got pissed and it accidentally got broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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