Mali Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 As much fun as I am having with this little goblin (also known as Hepplebem, Kendro, and Kendrisan) I decided to delete him tonight. By my estimation there were eight deaths left on the character. The temptation for me to play is too great, and since I have 13 semester hours of graduate level coursework and a fiance, I simply can't dedicate the time to play actively right now. I didn't think it would be fair to phase him out or keep others from playing a Psi. ******** A small creature is before you, no bigger than a human child of speaking age. The dark green and blue tinted skin, doglike face, large canines, and immediately repulsive grin reveal him to be a Goblin of the wood! Two large and glowing yellow eyes peer out from under his pointy hat, glimmering with intelligence and hunger. Noticeable amongst his loose fitting clothing is a brown leather belt with loops of copper wire attached. Several spice jars and strange utensils of unknown origin are strung up to the belt and readily accessible. The creatures face, hands, and bits of skin that are exposed to the elements bulge with wirey and strangely animated purple veins. A mess of tangled black hair winds down his back and is mixed with dried mud and fresh leaves. Upon closer inspection, his entire body is covered with fresh dirt as if from recent digging. The dirty claws that extend from his four fingered hand seem specially designed for just such activity. His meticulously pointed hat is made of a thick blue fabric. The smoky smell of sauce and tension fills the air around him. ****** A recent scoresheet /---------------\/----------------------------------------------\ | Kendriks || Chron Master of TEMPORUM | \---------------/\----------------------------------------------/ | Str: 20(20)^2 || Level: 50 Sex: M Age : 61(412h) | | Int: 21(21)^1 || Class: psionicist Ethos: neutral | | Wis: 20(20) || Race : Gobln(human) Align: neutral | | Dex: 19(20)^3 || Hp : 975/975 Exp : 150953/293047 | | Con: 17(19) || Mana : 868/1128 | \ Lck: [||||||] \/ Move : 480/480 +Hit: 12 +Dam: 5 / /---------------/\------------------/\--------------------------\ | ARMOR || SAVES || Deity : The One God | | Slash : -452 || Spell : -16 || Faith : Church | | Pierce: -464 || Afflictive : -39 || Weight: 280/375 | | Blunt : -476 || Maledictive: -15 || Items : 29/37 | | Magic : -320 || Mental : -36 || Prac : 8 Train: 0 | | || || Gold : 33k CP: 1.4k | \---------------\/------------------\/--------------------------/ / Condition: You have sustained mortal injuries in your travels \ | You are ready for a cabal promotion. | | [sAVANT] forces are aiding your mind. | \---------------------------------------------------------------/ What can I say? I have had more fun on this character than I have had in game for a long, long time. It was the first neutral I have ever pinned. When I made him, I was thinking of the monty python phrase "And now for something completely different..." Although sometimes it was challenging to RP an intellectually challenged goblin with a penchant for cooking A big shoutout to all the players. Specifically Scholin, Kanthe, Svenik, Trevil, Dagoneto, Nahlrie, Palwen, Kyril, Fowolf, Taeral, Helcion, Elwarick, Wilibald, Elarus, Koortu, Kaylia, Kurvikhel, Leslia, Zhokril, Anume, Malch, Lahnidas, Gan Gangar, Marusya, Insatiant, Hhaan, Faye, Crespos, Alestim the fruit bat, Caidon, and the many others that I am forgetting... the ones that took the time to interact with Kendriks or to eat one of his horrendous goblin meals! I will definately be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Wow, definitely a legit char. Extremely impressed and also surprised I got onto your list twice. <3 Kendriks was quite a pleasure to interact with. I loved the line from Kendriks to Koortu ever so often: "Don't cut me." That was priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted September 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Alot of folks got that line, haha. As much as he was committed to his responsibilities in the land, Kendriks wanted nothing more than to be left alone to his cooking and to tend to his sweet, sweet sisters in Elium. Perhaps you will see him among the goblins there, retired and happy living out his days with his people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Kendro, Hepplebum was the man. We had our moments of...friction, but it was always enjoyable to be his underling/fire support. Whip up on life and get back to us ASAP...it is commanded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Word.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackwilly21 Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 *frown* Goodbye, chef! I was pretty spicy the last time we met up. I'll miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samag08 Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Interacted with you a LONG time ago when you were a ranking invoker and just tonight as I return once more to FL. TY for talking to my lowbie and for the little gift you gave my char:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaede Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Was a pleasure chief. had a feeling it was an oldie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Kendriks was genius. Wish I could have had some more engaging talks with you as Scholin but I had to be wary given how devastating you were if you took the edge. You were honestly one of THE funniest characters I ever spoke to. Always asking me to give up land so that you could set-up grills for cooking events, and your cabal standard being your "ingredients", and just your general speech. Genius. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 That was one incredible character. What I loved most is how he never went OOC. His RP was so simple, yet so amazing because of the fact you were so dedicated to it. Few things made me "erm..." when I first saw him go Psi and then even join the savant tower. What I mean is that I've been refused a restring for clockwork goblin because I was told by anume that the goblins of Aabahran are simple creatures and couldn't possibly create a clockwork goblin. So I hade to change my application. Then later I saw a goblin, who was not only an average silly goblin, but "an intellectually challenged goblin with a penchant for cooking" become a psi and even join the tower of savant and get an E. Still, even despite the second thoughts I had, Kendriks was nothing more than top notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeva Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 kendriks will be missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouselessRogue Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Kendricks was the cooliest, if only, chef ever. Well done on this char and good luck on your next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H&R Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Kendriks was sooo funny, ballsy and teasing. I don't remember exactly, but I loved your recipe notes. Like how to avoid the demon tongue from biting you Together with Kortuu, the funniest char I interacted with. Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Your top-notch role playing alongside your lightning fast reflexes and overwhelming knowledge of the game has made this what I believe to be one of the best characters this game has ever seen. Goblin restring? Thats brilliant. Not to mention the fact that Kendriks Grubbfoot is one of the best names anyone has ever used. I really do wish you had more time to play. You're one of those players that everyone should look up to as a role model. Please, do us all a favor and roll something else up as quickly as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H&R Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Btw, you had more than 10 lives left, since you hadn't reached "Death is knocking at your door". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted September 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Thanks for the feedback. I like you all alot too. Hitandrun, Masokant definately belongs on that shoutout list. The scoresheet was not the most recent. Death was knocking at my door and then some when I pulled the plug. Best, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Kendriks was awesome. So much fun. I absolutely loved his speech and how quick he was to come back some hilarious jibberish banter. You will be missed. - Wilibald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Voodoo Doll Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Enjoyed him greatly, awesome character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindflayer Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I want an OGRE brain. Human brain is too greasy. -Kurvikhel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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