-red- Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am returned, and with me my endeniable fetish for beutiful women. Balinor, forgive me. For too long have I been absent, denying all of you my impeccable eye for the perfect female frame. For too long have you had to endure the absence of pixelated companionship in this forum. For too long have I had a hairy man as my avatar. But no longer! I present to you all the Babe of March, and this month's posterchild for the Forsaken Lands Forum... LISA MARIE SCOTT: This Florida native (yes boys, from my neck of the woods), is of scottish/japanese descent. A military brat, she has traveled extensively before settling in Orange County California (and speaking from personal experience, Orange County is a damn appropriate place for a woman of her calibre. She spent her early years training in ballet, winning scholarships from prestigious schools. Having been accepted at the University of California at Irvine (I used to live there ) but dropped after one quarter to persue her dancing career. However, the lifestyle quickly got to her, and she chose to leave the field. For Playboy. Yes friends, Playboy, and it is for this reason I believe in a God. She still desired to express herself in a.... creative and artistic way; apparently, Playboy fit the bill. I guess. After some convincing, she agreed to be their centerfold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-red- Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I think they all made the right choice. Yeah? She won the 1995 Playmate of the Year award from Playboy and got to travel the country, visiting places like Moscow, Denmark and so forth. In adition, this granted her priviliges like roles on shows like Friends and Married with Children. Eventually she left the playboy field (She's... thirty six now? NGH!) and decided to go back to school. She was invited to several Ivy League schools, but eventually chose to bunker down at UCLA because it was close to her family. After graduating, she got accepted in to one of the top five law schools in the country. She dropped out. She didn't like being a lawyer, and decided to go in a morec reative direction. Sorry fellas, no more pornography, but she did return to modeling, and began taking seminars in real estate. Now, she spends a good deal of time modeling and keeping her websight up to date (I will not post it here, because of the content, but anyone interested wont have a difficult time finding the place). These days, she's just peachy. Gentlemen, (and ladies, don't be shy to admit your looking) remember to keep this CLEAN AND CIVIL!. Or I will bitchslap your *** from here here in commie land. I got contacts in the PLA. Enjoy, and look for next month. Who will it be? Hell if I know... -redemption- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 You're my new best friend. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy Kid Wonder Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-red- Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Damn Yes my friend. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acerbity Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I agree. Damn .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I missed these. *wipes a tear from his eye* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatMike Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I missed these. *wipes a tear from his eye* So have I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I should start taking pictures of my groupies at work and post them here. Still a pretty nice choice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designated_Driver Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 So have I. Aren't you like 80? She's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatMike Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I'm a dirty old man, what can I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I'm not going to lie to you guys. I've seen better. The only pic I think she looks hot is where shes wearing the plad/scottish bathing suit. I just don't like her face that much. But i'm just a picky bastard. And over in Gainesville there are just way too many hot girls so my standards are all f-ed up even more. But THIS really made me laugh. However, the lifestyle quickly got to her, and she chose to leave the field. For Playboy. Yes friends, Playboy, and it is for this reason I believe in a God. She still desired to express herself in a.... creative and artistic way; apparently, Playboy fit the bill. I guess. After some convincing, she agreed to be their centerfold. Haha! That was a great line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zavero Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I've seen a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatMike Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Ya'll are killing me. It doesn't matter that you've seen better. I've seen better. But this chick is pretty damn hot regardless, I'm sure none of you would chew your arm off to get it out from under her if you woke up with her in bed beside you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 She is pretty good lookin yes. And I would never chew my arm off to get away from a woman if I didn't like what I saw when I woke up. I'd just get up, get dressed, and leave. And completly ignore her if she woke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 When I say I don't think shes that hot.. I wouldn't go for her in person. Yeah she has a great body but her face isn't. And these are modeling pics, if you look bad in a modeling pic (With makeup, lights, camera tricks) thats just no good. Though if I did wake up next to her after a night of being in a drunken stupor, I would not chew my arm off. Your right. But I wouldn't call either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpnow Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Wow, mudder, you have high standards... and, kind of shallow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatMike Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 She is pretty good lookin yes. And I would never chew my arm off to get away from a woman if I didn't like what I saw when I woke up. I'd just get up' date=' get dressed, and leave. And completly ignore her if she woke up. [/quote'] You've never woken up with some of the things I have then......:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Wow, mudder, you have high standards... and, kind of shallow... I know.. All in all i'm a nice guy though! I need to put a picture up in the pics section so you all don't just think i'm a lonely fat old man now. Hah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Well thats because I don't get so drunk and high I don't even know what state I'm in, much less what race the thing leading me into a dark room is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy Kid Wonder Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Gotta be honest. If I woke up with her next to me, I would not leave. Because clearly I did something she liked the previous night and I am pretty sure I can do the same thing the next morning. Ahem...ahem...2 is ALWAYS better than 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Not always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 You should have posted the USA Womens figure skater Sasha Cohen or whatever her name is that is some real beauty. Im sure this chick although very pleasing to my eyes is sorta how can we say this... "FAKE!" REMEMBER Gravity always wins!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy Kid Wonder Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Well, in most cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 You should have posted the USA Womens figure skater Sasha Cohen or whatever her name is that is some real beauty. Im sure this chick although very pleasing to my eyes is sorta how can we say this... "FAKE!" REMEMBER Gravity always wins!!! There are many more months to come. You might get your wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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