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Croyvern

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Sorry folks, I have broken 6 ribs in 4 weeks, the pain meds have me asleep at the keyboard. I have to stay out of Aabahran for a week or so, been a week since I was able to really play already. Can not breath, sneeze, blow my nose, cough, or laugh, Never been in this much pain in my life. Be well everyone have a blessed holiday, I will return to you as soon as I am out of pills, LOL.

Special Concerns, I have a cabaled character, I will be pulling out of his cabal some time soon I fear. Not that I do not appreciate the opportunity, I just feel that acabaled character should not take a three week leave without at the very least speaking to his elders about it, Sincere apologies to those who have missed me, both friends and foes alike.

Blessed be,

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Broke bottom three right rear by indulging in the demon wine:

Ever seen a cartoon where some poor sap stands on a plank over a log and something heavy is dropped on the other end of the plank? After a quick, hold my beer and watch this, I volunteered. I was launched about ten feet in the air, everything was fine at first, then I realized my feet were risin far faster than the rest of me... Uh OH! Two choices, commit to the back flip and pray, or pike my body like a jack knife dive and try and regain verticle. I was still trying to decide when I crashed down on my 37 year old right kidney. In my family we call this cashing in your stupid card. Pain is natures way of saying don't do that.

Seperated the top left front three from the cartilage under my left arm by falling off of a 8 foot ladder. My brother-in-law tried to break my fall by leaning his leg out in front of me... So here I am falling to my left, cordless drill in my left hand, top of the ladder in my right hand, looking down at at this knee rising quickly and coming for my heart. What will I do I thought, Lay there and scream in pain no doubt I started to think. I was wrong. The wind left my lungs like a whoopi cusion, I couldn't even tell them where it hurt, I was laughing, tears streaking my face. My GOD it hurt, but it all happened so incredibly slowly, and yet was so unavoidable.

They took xrays, and the xray tech says can you put both hands behind your head and put your elbows together infront of your chin? Being, old, grumpy, and in pain, I retorted if I could would I be paying for the freakin emergency room you dolt? To top it off its like what three degrees below absolute zero in those hospitals, here I am half dressed shivering like crazy, aching with every slight movement, and the lady asks me to put on a gown. I am not saying that doctors do not know what they are doing, I am just saying someone should give them a clue for Christmas.

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Broke bottom three right rear by indulging in the demon wine:

Ever seen a cartoon where some poor sap stands on a plank over a log and something heavy is dropped on the other end of the plank? After a quick, hold my beer and watch this, I volunteered. I was launched about ten feet in the air, everything was fine at first, then I realized my feet were risin far faster than the rest of me... Uh OH! Two choices, commit to the back flip and pray, or pike my body like a jack knife dive and try and regain verticle. I was still trying to decide when I crashed down on my 37 year old right kidney. In my family we call this cashing in your stupid card. Pain is natures way of saying don't do that.

Seperated the top left front three from the cartilage under my left arm by falling off of a 8 foot ladder. My brother-in-law tried to break my fall by leaning his leg out in front of me... So here I am falling to my left, cordless drill in my left hand, top of the ladder in my right hand, looking down at at this knee rising quickly and coming for my heart. What will I do I thought, Lay there and scream in pain no doubt I started to think. I was wrong. The wind left my lungs like a whoopi cusion, I couldn't even tell them where it hurt, I was laughing, tears streaking my face. My GOD it hurt, but it all happened so incredibly slowly, and yet was so unavoidable.

They took xrays, and the xray tech says can you put both hands behind your head and put your elbows together infront of your chin? Being, old, grumpy, and in pain, I retorted if I could would I be paying for the freakin emergency room you dolt? To top it off its like what three degrees below absolute zero in those hospitals, here I am half dressed shivering like crazy, aching with every slight movement, and the lady asks me to put on a gown. I am not saying that doctors do not know what they are doing, I am just saying someone should give them a clue for Christmas.

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Breathing better, still in pain, still on meds. Have decided its ok to play adventurer and newbie chars, because starvation will not kill them when I am asleep at the keyboard. Truth is sitting up is not real comfortable, and if I lean back in this chair...... Good Night. The trouble with growing older kids, is this; The older you get the less you can sleep and the less you like being awake. When I was in my twenties I could wake up in the middle of the night go to the rest room and go back to sleep. Somewhere around 35 that changed. Now if I wake up in the middle of the night I may as well log in to FL because returning to sleep will not be an option.

Looking at four days left of meds, then I believe I will be launching a project that all of you will enjoy to the fullest. I have the RP in my head, I have the character in FL. Intro 2010 the year of the "Sonrise".

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