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Whats your story!? FUNNY - round 2


Ali_gmud

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Match up the keywords of the month, date colour shirt you're wearing, and see what come up for you ( I was extremely bored at work and I think this should be very entertaining )

jan - I dived into

feb - I licked a

march - I spanked a

april - I punched a

may - I vomitted on a

june - I Kised a

july - I Choked on a

august - I drop kicked a

steptember - I got naked with

october - I mud wrestled with a

november - I gagged on a

december - I had dirty thoughts about a

1 - A roasted duck

2 - Eshaine

3 - Jibber

4 - My boss

5 - Tom Cruise

6 - Captian America

7 - A whopper burger with cheese

8 - A big gross lesbian

9 - Phillantess

10 - This hot indian girl at work

11 - Deykari

12 - A warcraft nerd

13 - Phill Collins

14 - A pair of breast implants

15 - Geodude

16 - Will smith

17 - Sir William Wallace

18 - Angelina Jolie

19 - A friendly tiger

20 - Princess Jasmine

21 - The guy that played Fhurg

22 - A guy with HUGE nipples

23 - A drug dealer

24 - A few bags of cocaine

25 - This crazy asian fellow

26 - A homo from the gaybar

27 - A crystal Ooze

28 - Dave Chapelle

29 - A guy afro named Carel

30 - A porno addict

31 - some annoying slith thief

Colour tshirt your wearing

Blue - Because I'm sexy like that

green - Because I hit the mud every day

brown - Because I think I'm the best mudder in the world

yellow - Because I'm one sick bastard

red - Because I drowl when I talk

orange - Because I have amazing giant breasts

purple - Because I'm a gay

black - Because my days are sad, and that makes me sad

white - Because I think Eshaine is a real hottie

other - Because when I get ministered, I smash my keyboard.

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