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Mali

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The expectant father was good theory. Here is what is practical

You will be the devil at least 6 of the next 9 months.

Your womans lady parts will stretch in ways that will make you feel "inadequate" every time you think about it.

You will become a butler, chauffer, cook, and general gopher (go fer ice cream, go fer coffee, go fer a movie)

You will wonder why you are even with this insane woman, and she will be insane.

Mostly everything will be your fault, and if it is not you had better ****ing fix it.

Then your baby will be born. Sadly none of the above changes except you now know why you are with this woman :)

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Congrats! Welcome to loosing pks as you drop link to run for your kids who suddenly do not sleep any more ;)
No sound rings as loud or true as the voice of experience. The first time your attacked, see that your attacked and walk away to see why its(the baby) crying and let your char die, you will know the truth. That baby has become your GOD, you answer only to it, and it is all you will care to impress or please, evermore. Good luck again, your going to need it. Oh and since no one else told you, your going to cry. Sooner or later, they ALL(kids) make you cry. Sometimes in joy, sometimes. ;)
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