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I hope this livens things up a bit. I in no means take credit for all that is written. Edited by me of course to reflect some events as of late.. Definitely hope the discussion of a few certain cabal spells/skills (if they even exist ;)) don't break any rules.

a[HERALD] Okay, I think we all know why we are gathered here today.

[WATCHER] Well, we weren't sure but we loosed a huge black dragon to the west, just in case.

[NEXUS] Silence you tree hugging hippy! We are obviously here to discuss the

terms of the false Cabals' inevitable surrender to the Fortress's might!

[sAVANT] Oh?

[NEXUS] Um, except for the Tower of course. Um, they shall remain independent

so that, um, the Mysterum sect will be able to peruse their libraries.

[sAVANT] Oh?

[NEXUS] Um, what I meant to say is that, um, well, we like the Tower where it

is and so have decided to spare it from destruction!

[sAVANT] Oh?

[NEXUS] Oh, for crying out loud! What was I supposed to say again?

[sAVANT] >whispers quickly to [NEXUS]<

[NEXUS] Oh, yeah! The Tower shall remain in place to safeguard the Fortress

against those who would protect nature and impede our inevitable expansion into

the wilds!

[sAVANT] That was very good.

[NEXUS] >blushes furiously< Thank you.

[sYNDICATE] >rolls eyes< Can we get on with this? I'm not used to following

schedules and it's really starting to chafe. Plus, Lloth's summoning is on hold.

[HERALD] Um, Lloth?

[sYNDICATE] YOU DARE TO DEFY LLOTH?!? LLOTH WILL HAVE WORDS WITH YOU!!!

[HERALD] It will?

[sYNDICATE] Yes, she will. As soon as she's summoned.

[HERALD] Lloth is.. where?

[sYNDICATE] YOU DARE TO QUESTION LLOTHS WHEREABOUTS?!?! FEAR HER WRATH AND

TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT SHE POSSESSES!

[HERALD] Ahem. Well. I think that's quite nice and all but we really should get

to the heart of the matter.

[WARMASTER] Heart?!?! Where??? I need a trophy.

[HERALD] It was a figure of speech.

[WARMASTER] Speech? You are obviously a mage and in need of killing.

[HERALD] No, I am a bard. I write stories.

[WARMASTER] Write? You are obviously a mage and in need of killing.

[HERALD] I don't think you understand. I sing songs and hold contests.

[WARMASTER] Hold? You are obviously a mage and in need of killing.

[HERALD] Fine, kill me but can you do it after the meeting?

[WARMASTER] Hmm, so long as the killing gets done, I suppose I can wait.

[KNIGHT] Look, I would love to stick around but there's somebody starving in the

mountains and their legs are too tired to get them back to the city. May I be

excused so I can gate to them? I'll come right back.

[NEXUS] >snickers and mumbles the words, "As a ghost maybe"<

[KNIGHT] What? What did you say?

[NEXUS] Nothing. I think you should go to help out the Wyrm.... Err, unfortunate

individual who calls for help.

[KNIGHT] >looks at [NEXUS] suspiciously< And why would you want me to help them.

[NEXUS] Well, ahem, of course every life is precious to us. Everyone is a

potential Nexun, if the price is right.

[sAVANT] In that case, why do you not send somebody there first to help them and

make them swear loyalty, [NEXUS]?

[NEXUS] Good idea.

[KNIGHT] Oh, no you don't! I won't allow it! >opens a gate and steps through<

[NEXUS] Thanks.

[sAVANT] No problem. Just remember to give me half.

[NEXUS] Sure thing.

[HERALD] What are you two talking about?

[sAVANT] Nothing.

[NEXUS] Nothing.

[HERALD] >sighs< Well, we have to get started so I'll just fill in [KNIGHT] when

they return.

[TRIBUNAL] Sorry I'm late. There was a demon and a large black dragon on Eastern

Road.

[HERALD] >narrows eyes at [WATCHER] and [NEXUS]<

[WATCHER] >camos<

[NEXUS] Oh, sure, blame it all on us.

[HERALD] >peers at SYNDICATE<

[sYNDICATE] Lloth did it.

[HERALD] Lloth again?

[sYNDICATE] YOU MOCK LLOTH?!?! LLOTH WILL DESTROY YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

[HERALD] >sighs<

[KNIGHT] >walks back in, naked and muttering<

[HERALD] Now what?

[KNIGHT] Oh, there was nobody in trouble. Just a bunch of gangbangers waiting for

me when I gated in.

[NEXUS] >snickers<

[HERALD] Well, sorry to hear that but since we're all here. The reason I brought

you all here today.

[TRIBUNAL] Sorry, but I have to ask a question.

[HERALD] >sighs and glares at TRIBUNAL< Yes???

Someone +++ ASSASSINATES +++ [TRIBUNAL]!!!

[HERALD] >exasperated< SYNDICATE!!!!

[sYNDICATE] Lloth.

SYNDICATE is now WANTED!!!

[WATCHER] Hey! Why'd you do that?

[WATCHER] is now WANTED!!!

[sAVANT] >snickers<

[sAVANT] is now WANTED!!!

[sAVANT] HEY! >whispers to [NEXUS]< Do something.

[NEXUS] We must protest the actions of TRIBUNAL. [sAVANT] did nothing more than

snicker at the hippy's unlawfulness.

[NEXUS] is now WANTED!!!

[NEXUS] Oh, great, that worked out well.

[KNIGHT] It serves you both right you evil, evil, evil, evildoers.

[KNIGHT] is now WANTED!!!

[KNIGHT] What did I do??

[TRIBUNAL] >walks in, as a ghost< This was obviously a ploy to distract me

from criminal activities that are even now taking place. Therefore as

conspirators to detain myself from my duties, you are all wanted. Those who wish

to turn themselves in peacefully will be given back all equipment except for

weapons. And body wear. And armor. And bracers. And headwear. Oh, hell. You'll

get back one boot and some pocket change.

[HERALD] TRIBUNAL?!?! How could this be a trap? I called this meeting.

[HERALD] is now WANTED!!!

[TRIBUNAL] You were obviously the mastermind behind this devious plot and

therefore guilty of conspiracy to. Um, commit a conspiracy.

[HERALD] Oh, this is ridiculous. All of you, get out before I have the bouncers

throw you out.

[WARMASTER] One thing before we go.

[HERALD] yells, "Help! Someone just kicked dirt in my eyes!"

[WARMASTER] is now WANTED!!!

[TRIBUNAL] You are wanted for killing criminals without our presence to make sure

everything is loote... Er, carried out in a manner befitting the crime.

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Lol' date=' ignorance at its best :P[/quote']

Oh it might be ignorant, but my Empire would run so smoothly. My people would be alive...and everything else would be awaiting execution. I suggest you vote for me f0xx...I have a special cell for you all picked out already.

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Oh it might be ignorant' date=' but my Empire would run so smoothly. My people would be alive...and everything else would be awaiting execution. I suggest you vote for me f0xx...I have a special cell for you all picked out already.[/quote']

Free hookers included?

[edit] Or at least same cell for me and Mya? :)

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Free hookers included?

[edit] Or at least same cell for me and Mya? :)

Of course, I'm not Satan... but Mya will get some sodium pentathol so she will tell you the truth about stuff. I do so love psychological torture like that. I'm not sure if you are ready for your Queen of Completely Factual Information...

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