Imoutgoodbye Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Well, yesterday (maybe the day before...mind's a bit hazy..I hate Darvacet), I dropped a chair on my foot in preparation for a move at the end of the month. They finally gave me the papers to fill out (for a second time now that they're ready) and I'm getting the okay to make the move. Unfortunatly, I do have a fracture in my fourth toe and just behind that a second smaller fracture. To make things more interesting, my cell phone no longer turns on. This day sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inscribed Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 walk it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Volgathras Posted May 6, 2010 Implementor Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 That sucks man. Get that toe looked in to. But I got a story for you. About a month back I was in Vegas with some friends. One of my buddy's brothers drank too much and passed out - a big football player dude we had to carry to his brother's girlfriend's nice merc. On the way back my friend's brother comes to, puking all over the car and his girlfriend. This sets my friend off, he pukes all over the front seat and his girlfriend, driving the car. They drive to their hotel, swimming in vomit, undress the brother and throw him on the bed. My friend decides to take a shower but is so wasted he jumps in with all his clothes on. He realizes this, and takes out his wallet/cellphone, throwing them over the curtain. He wakes up the next day to a hangover of epic proportions, a merc full of puke he had to get cleaned, a still near-comatose brother and two phenomonally pissed girlfriends. And then realizes he broke he phone throwing it out of the shower. It could be worse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 That IS hilarious! Already had the toe looked at. I suspected it was broken. My wife thought it was just "jammed/dislocated" and wanted to "put it back in place". Needless to say, she never touched it. But I buddy taped it to the next toe to pull it back to its proper angle (experienced enough with having broke almost every finger playing CB in football) and got some X-rays at the hospital. I only get two days off work, so, I think my boss is going to get to fire me, but I'm okay with it. You worry about something enough and you just stop caring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Nameless Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 That sucks man. Get that toe looked in to. But I got a story for you. About a month back I was in Vegas with some friends. One of my buddy's brothers drank too much and passed out - a big football player dude we had to carry to his brother's girlfriend's nice merc. On the way back my friend's brother comes to, puking all over the car and his girlfriend. This sets my friend off, he pukes all over the front seat and his girlfriend, driving the car. They drive to their hotel, swimming in vomit, undress the brother and throw him on the bed. My friend decides to take a shower but is so wasted he jumps in with all his clothes on. He realizes this, and takes out his wallet/cellphone, throwing them over the curtain. He wakes up the next day to a hangover of epic proportions, a merc full of puke he had to get cleaned, a still near-comatose brother and two phenomonally pissed girlfriends. And then realizes he broke he phone throwing it out of the shower. It could be worse... The more you talk, the more you sound like crypticant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Good job, Phallek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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