Imoutgoodbye Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 My Brothers and Sisters of AABAHRAN! We gather here on this day, the Twelfth Day of the Boiling Sun over the Forsaken Desert. But why? Why do we hold the Unholy Communion now? You may find yourself asking yourself "Reverend, it's been so long. Why now?" Because my Brothers and Sisters, we have reached another turning point. New and exciting things are happening. Things so strange someone even thought they saw Brehan and Volgathras making out. That's right. It's true. Tongues and teeth were flying! But that's not the point. What the IMMs do in the IMM room stays in the IMM room. My Brothers and Sisters, the Reverend has seen the new areas. He is most impressed with the Hamlet. This will truly make things easier on the newer souls that will surely arrive. The Reverend himself just recruited a new player yesterday. That' right, this fellow has never before set eye upon these forums or this most blessed mud. And another thing. We have this strange crazy fellow named Ullquiora. He's doin' all these strange things with written words. Might be the work of some demon or devil, these words. Doesn't matter too much what you write about, but he can use it and turn it into GOLD! Spins your words on his little spinning wheel and it becomes GOLD! GOLD I TELL YOU! SEND HIM YOUR WORDS! THE REVEREND COMPELS YE! For it is written in the Aabahranian Bible under a newly appeared chapter, in Anume 2:07: "For your souls shall stagnate and no longer be worth consuming and shall become rejected by both Pillar and Rift." Anume 2:08: "But rejoice! For new souls shall appear, visions shall be granted to the blind, and voice will come to the mute!" Anume 2:09: "Hark! For thy will must be strong and bend the fabrics of reality. Infuse thy blood by bringing the new souls for souls beget souls and seeing is believing when the blind touch. Hear and be heard." I have also had strange visions of the future. Go forth, Brothers and Sisters. Find thyselves an active role. Fight for the future. Blessed Be. -Reverend Valek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ullquiora Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 *begins speaking in tongues* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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