FL MMA Round 2: Royale

[Celerity]

This is the follow up to this thread: http://forum.theforsakenlands.org/showthread.php?t=15786

Round One is finished. The outcome looks like this:

1. Brsingr "Pimp wannabe" vs Mya "DayDooms" (manifested craziness)

Mya, round 3 KO by a last-minute, unprecedented kick.

2. Grim_reefer "Puff Puff" vs Pali "the Responsible Drug User" (to the tracks of Bob Marley...)

Grim never made it past security. Pali by default.

3. Emp_newb "the Pretender" vs Deykari "Wasted" (for the newbie crown)

It was a long and dirty fight, but in the end, only Deykari stood. KO in round 3 by drunken amazon trample.

4. Eshaine "Rank Advantage" vs Raargant "Redmarker" (pain...)

There could be no winner in this and when the smoke cleared, nobody was left. At least, that we could see.......

5. Evangelion "mynameisnotfromAnime" vs Mudder "Generic Alias" (this is actually round 2 for super nerd---see the akomak thread)

Evangelion took home the victory after a very boring fight. Split decision. Forum argument to follow.

6. Mindflayer "Death Incarnate" vs Celerity "Demon-eyes" (The ref will ignore tap-outs--only one will walk out of the ring)

Whatever happened in that ring, nobody will ever know. The fight was completely censured, the ref reduced to a babbling mess, and the crowd told to look into the flashing red light.

7. Kyzarius "Vampire Hunter D" vs Tassinvegeta "Iamabada$$" (no holds barred...)

This fight hasn't actually finished yet and crowds are anxiously waiting for some RP to break the stalemate.

8. a_guitarist "the Guitarist" vs Warriorcleric aka "Paladin" (deathmatch of the twin brothers)

Draw by double submission. The judges couldn't tell them apart but the one on the bottom claimed, "He spit in my mouth!"

9. Mali "Cancer" vs Iusedtobesomebody "Avariel" aka "Elf" (far past their primes but still rolling in their graves)

Iusedtobesomebody quickly incapacitated Mali in Round 1, but was caught in an old stun loop bug and had to be transfered out of the tournament.

10. Nekky "Giant of the Law" vs Aulian "Sheep" (representing Aussie and NZ pride respectively)

Nekky easily KOed Aulian and his sheep horde in the first round but was shortly thereafter submited by allegations from Green Peace.

Only you can decide what will happen. Post how you think the fights will go! This time, the card looks like this:

1. Foxx and Mya vs Mindflayer and Celerity

The first sanctioned tag team in FL history. This will surely be a grand opener for us all. What will newcomer Foxx have in store for us?

2. Pali vs Croyvern

Two rights certainly make a wrong. Only sheer stubborness will decide the outcome of this matchup. Can Pali survive another match?

3. Hitandrun vs Jibber

One of the most heavily anticipated fights between two top-tier contenders.

4. Anume vs Zhokril

The main event of the evening. The grand heavyweight title match! Who will take home this section of the multiverse tonight?

6. Deykari vs Evangelion

Rumor has it that they've already met and slept in the same hotel room. Both made it through the first round. Only one will continue to the third.

7. Tassinvegeta vs Kyzarius vs Dale

After an inconclusive series of matches, the judges have decided to release codename "DALE" from his cage and throw him into the ring to mix things up.

8. Volgathras vs Mmajunkie

Sheer terror or the terrifying? Fear incarnate or the most horrifying man you'll ever see in FL's forum? Can Volgathras's cunning wit, pointy teeth, and immortality overcome Mmajunkie's demonic visage? Watch and see!

9. Atebos vs Twinblades713

After a number of complaints from these two, this low key fight was put on the card. To maximize your enjoyment during this fight, random shocks will be sent through the cage at opportune times.

Post the results! Who will be the winner in these matchups? No-one knows! Only you can tell! Will it by decision (points), KO (death), or submission (agony)? Give some details!

[Pali]

1. Mindflayer and Celerity - Mya will simply confuse Foxx to the point where he gives up in exasperation and kills her himself.

2. Nobody outposts me.

3. Neither. Hours upon hours are spent just bickering about where to have the fight - by the time they decided who gets to attack first, they were too tired and just went home.

4. Zhokril goes back in time and kills Anume while she was just a twinkle in a corpse's eye.

Uh... no 5?

6. Deykari is always on top. Especially with Bali.

7. What started out as a heated three-way battle ended up a heated three-way orgy. No winner.

8. Mma's man-boobs were unstoppable... until they met Volgathras's deadliest weapon: a pin. Once popped, Mma was defeated with ease.

9. Fight canceled due to lack of anyone caring.

[f0xx]

Hahaha lolll

Nice thread, gave my stomach muscles some hard time for a while

[Dale]

What am I the nemises? Or some mutated form of Kirby?

I'm anxious to find out.

[Rethrick]

i think "DALE" would just end up smashing his head into everyone like his avatar and much more blood

[Dale]

Remember that time I lit a lighter for like 5 mins and then stuck it to your neck? That's what I would have done.

BTW I'm sorry, but I got yelled at for it:(

[Rethrick]

well i still have the scar on my neck and its a constant reminder of beaufort so forget it

[Ali_gmud]

Why isn't Fox vs'ing Man boobs, I want to see that fight!!

[KRins]

^--<--- Is a little bothered he was denied his shot at Twinblades... there is real world hate there... that would be better viewing for everyone...

[Dale]

well i still have the scar on my neck and its a constant reminder of beaufort so forget it

Ouch now I'm burned.

[Twinblades713]

Aww, nobody cares. D: KRins, you're gonna die.