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Is probably the most brutal choke with the legs with the exception of the gogoplata. Those who like mma know what I'm talking about, hehe so I'm mainly talking to them. So I went to MMA practice today, with the hope of not getting the **** kicked outta me... Been some time since I've brought out the gloves- But LUCKY ME! :D It's Jujitsu day! CHORTLE

Just a little background here, I am the ground game. So after trying to cover up a huge grin, Abe (instructor) goes over basic submissions and transitions, some newbish ground grapplin ect. When it's time to pair off, Im odd man out, one person other than Abe knew who I was, So some wispering happened before class... No one wanted to roll with me . Abe then ushered me to two new students- One kinda oafish, while the other quick in wirey- To watch them and give advise, then when one won... I was to roll with the victor, then the loser.

So I watched them attempt to choke and contort each other. The Wirey guy i was rooting for, gotta love the underdog. I step by step helped him submit the oaf via arm triangle from side mount. But I had enough time to see both weaknesses they had. So the wirey guy put up a fight, but fell victim to a triangle from mount- epic. The oaf struggled in my rubber guard, and met the Go Go PLATA haha. Making it even better, was mid this guy tapping out-

The hottest chick came in, brand spanking new- Who was to teach her?

:D CHORTLE

Kept as professional as possible, which seemed near impossible hehe. No amount of words could convey even a fraction of her beauty. It was like when Sam from LOTR met the elves. I can't even remember her name :confused: .... then again getting stoned afterwards didnt help that.

Anyways, taught her the basics- threw in a couple jokes and asked her why she wanted to learn, assuming basic self defense... ect. Heh I was right, tried to develop as much as a conversation allowed when trying to teach another how to choke someone out. But I think it all went well.

Now, time to play FL and unwind. Yeah, just felt I had to get this out somewhere and write it out to simmer down. See ya in game :)

Shibby

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Friend of mine did a ladies self defense course back then.

I was hired as the big bad guy training joe.

Oh, yes, that was fun and felt like doin some good stuff.

Some time later i met one of the ladies in a bar.

Talkin about how we missed the course, because Win tsung joe moved to Berlin.

Suddenly a drunk fat joe came up from the rear and grapped her breast.

She hopped from the barchair, pushed him back with the ellbow, did a swift turn and hit him at the larynx.

Oh my, i was so proud.

Then i was busy keeping the drunk guy from suffocation till the ambulance came.

Greetings from the pit.

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Friend of mine did a ladies self defense course back then.

I was hired as the big bad guy training joe.

Oh, yes, that was fun and felt like doin some good stuff.

Some time later i met one of the ladies in a bar.

Talkin about how we missed the course, because Win tsung joe moved to Berlin.

Suddenly a drunk fat joe came up from the rear and grapped her breast.

She hopped from the barchair, pushed him back with the ellbow, did a swift turn and hit him at the larynx.

Oh my, i was so proud.

Then i was busy keeping the drunk guy from suffocation till the ambulance came.

Greetings from the pit.

haha shibby, thats bad *** bra. :D

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My dad wrestled in high school and college and was a marine for 25 years...he's got a bit of an ego. He's 5'6 and about 160. I toss him around like a wet towel.

I triangle choked him the other day out at the farm. Was great.

Isn't it? Fools were trying to mess with the rubber guard haha.

LIGHTS OUT :eek:

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Friend of mine did a ladies self defense course back then.

I was hired as the big bad guy training joe.

Oh, yes, that was fun and felt like doin some good stuff.

Some time later i met one of the ladies in a bar.

Talkin about how we missed the course, because Win tsung joe moved to Berlin.

Suddenly a drunk fat joe came up from the rear and grapped her breast.

She hopped from the barchair, pushed him back with the ellbow, did a swift turn and hit him at the larynx.

Oh my, i was so proud.

Then i was busy keeping the drunk guy from suffocation till the ambulance came.

Greetings from the pit.

Nice, some drunk jerk gropes a girl and gets an ambulance ride? That an assault charge on the girl where I live. If he could ever bear the shame of saying that he got beat out by a girl. :D

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Nice' date=' some drunk jerk gropes a girl and gets an ambulance ride? That an assault charge on the girl where I live. If he could ever bear the shame of saying that he got beat out by a girl. :D[/quote']

Actually he did not, i got in trouble with the barkeepers later on because he claimed that i did the assault, not the 150 cm lil girl, and the bar did not want to loose a good customer, so i got banned from the place.

Not a big loss though, that place was lame anyways.

Oh my, that happened before so long a time, but still shines when i think about it.

Thanks for remindin me Atticus, and good luck with yer girl, better behave yerself, some ladies can hit hard!:cool:

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Actually he did not, i got in trouble with the barkeepers later on because he claimed that i did the assault, not the 150 cm lil girl, and the bar did not want to loose a good customer, so i got banned from the place.

Not a big loss though, that place was lame anyways.

Oh my, that happened before so long a time, but still shines when i think about it.

Thanks for remindin me Atticus, and good luck with yer girl, better behave yerself, some ladies can hit hard!:cool:

haha I heard that, though I would rather hope for her to learn the triangle like a champ... from where that would leave us (if i dont pass out haha) Im sure something would happen :P.

Oh yeah, and I was bit suprised myself. But I look at everyone here, and try to see a profile- like a grand over persepective. We'll we're nerds for one :) , some of us are some badass ninja MMA nerds, overall we're the ****, I love you guys haha.

Be well, im going to ride my 883 sportster for a while, then getting back to the FL!

shibby!

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Sir? 883 sporty? Where is the 1200? Where is the 70, 88, or 96 cubic inches?! 883?!?!

Hell I would even be happy to see 1000cc!! AMF Style... *sigh*

haha Thats alot of Power! I just fell in love with the 883 sportster style, its classic man. We got a 1510 or somthing in the in cave. FATBOB I call it, my whole family rides. :)

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Ya I have a 88ci night train. My project bike I am building is a 73 ironhead sportster which is 1000cc.

:D Jeeze. Have you checked out the retro harley build sportster? the 48?

that **** looks epic. My 883 looks like the 883 Iron, still black, but not denim black. It has a sick gloss coat on the rims. Ill fetch a pic and put it in one of these days haha.

RIDE OR DIE! :cool:

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This one time I did 10cc. But that was heroin. Whatever you guys are talking about sounds cool too.

Why you are buying heroin measured in displacement I'll never know...

I tend to be more of a stand up guy myself in the gym. High school wrestling and boxing since age 13 still severely outweigh nearly 3 years of BJJ. Sometimes I catch something amazing and surprise myself. And damn you for even being able to work a gogo... mission control is about 95% of my flexibility in rubber guard. Occasional omaplata... but a gogo is a whole nother level.

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Why you are buying heroin measured in displacement I'll never know...

I tend to be more of a stand up guy myself in the gym. High school wrestling and boxing since age 13 still severely outweigh nearly 3 years of BJJ. Sometimes I catch something amazing and surprise myself. And damn you for even being able to work a gogo... mission control is about 95% of my flexibility in rubber guard. Occasional omaplata... but a gogo is a whole nother level.

First I have to say the a stand up game, that is well into its prime stage- is the best thing you can have. As well as the ability control your center and weight both standing and ground grappling- I wrestled for 3 years before I started BBJ.

Being able to contort myself rather well, I fell in love with the rubber guard, new york, and mission control. I learned all of the transitions from the armbar from everywhere in guard (triangle, omaplata, gogo, invis coll ect.)

and since then no matter how long i stay off the mat- once I get stretched I can pull some epic out. Though smoking is a bitch, and my cardio is **** :(

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