Halflings are scary!

[Filth]

So I fought a halfling blademaster in my front yard today. A recent storm knock many dead branches out of our oak tree and left the lawn littered with weapons! I was with my four-year old son who decided to pick up and doublegrip a huge polearm. So in response I grabbed an epee and parrying dagger.

At first my son was focused on attacking and hitting my weapon. I corrected his error and told him that he is suppose to try and tap me, not my weapon. My instruction sank into his little four-year old sponge of a brain in a split second. I will never forget the look in his eyes when he realized his objective--a look of focus mixed with a warriors blood rage!

He instantly

c battles

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and charged me!

I was barely able to fend him off, when in fact he tagged me more times than I would like to admit. And it got worse when he decided to double grip a lighter, faster weapon.

Now I'm about 6'3" or so and he stands just over my knee's. I defiantly learned to appreciate how a halfling can easily eat a giant's brains for elevenses!

Halflings are scary!

[Evangelion]

That's so cute.

I could not stop smiling, reading that.

Adorable.

Pardon me while I go queen out over your story somewhere less... public.

[Amaruil]

I can't wait to hear about his experience in school now. :eek:

[Demiterracotta]

Good thing he didn't master your anatomy. I've seen 4 year olds crit groins for UNSPEAKABLE!.

Amazing though. Almost put a tear in my eye.

[Atticus]

Good thing he didn't master your anatomy. I've seen 4 year olds crit groins for UNSPEAKABLE!.

Amazing though. Almost put a tear in my eye.

LMAO that was epic. Good story man-

.... crit groins for unspeakable, got me rollin.