Dale Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Okay people, today i went to staples and decided to buy myself a wireless router and usb adapter for my own comp(recently I have been using my moms comp in her room, which sucked), which connects my comp to her modem from over 70 feet away(amazed me). So now I have my own personal internet obeying my every command, connecting my to the world. And the best part about is, it's about three feet from my bed. Which means I will soon invest in a wireless keyboard and mouse so I don't even have to leave my bed to log on fl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 And you'll buy a roomba so you never have to clean again, and invent a way to get your roomba to get pizza delivered to the house and fetch it for you. You'll be the Jabba the Hutt of FL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 You're only a mini fridge, a phone line to call for pizza, and a keg away from obesity! a-g EDIT: Damn you, Master of Pie. I was soooo first in line for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Cell phone, connects me in ways my comp cant. ANd screw the roomba, I got a little brother/live in servant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Yes, but when you get big and fat from pizza, beer, and never moving the roomba will not make fun of you and poke you with a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 My "little brother" is eleven minutes younger than me, and can kick my ***... I wish I knew your world... I wish upon a star.... a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 My "little brother" is eleven minutes younger than me, and can kick my ***... I wish I knew your world... I wish upon a star.... a-g But you've got a better beard. It's that dope "Straight Outta Glasgow" look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hippo Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 HAHA you have to leave your bed... I have all my clothes next to my bed to get dressed in the morning (if i decide not to be in my underwear), And the comp at the feet of my bed, i just put my head where my feet go when i sleep... BOOM! Laying playing FL, watching tv, reach on the floor for a snack Yes i am a fat ***, but you know what... i like it that way :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Hence the name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Well, I'll never be fat I've tried to gain weight and I can't seem to get above 175. I'm a skinny mofo, standing over six foot. My little bro weights about twenty pnds less than me, and maybe a few inches shorter. But I will forever be able to own his arse in phisical combat. And he knows it, because I'm better than him. I'm the kinda dude who would kick his sand castle down in front of his girlfriend(when 'it' exsists) and then laught at his misery. I am scourge religion after all.(CHAYESH) I'm sorry if I babble on from sentance to sentance never keeping the same subject, yet never changing them, but I have been doing experiments. In my lab. MY lab. Stay out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 I'm the kinda dude who would kick his sand castle down in front of his girlfriend(when 'it' exsists) and then laught at his misery. I am scourge religion after all.(CHAYESH). I see that as Dischord. Scourge would be telling the entire beach to come view this wonderful sand castle, then politely informing everyone that this particular section of the beach is deep quicksand. Pure scourge? Forget the informing them part... heh heh heh... Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaauld Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 FL needs a /pizza command. And not just some cheap *** design that opens IE or whatever to the Pizza Hut website. I want gourmet pizza delievered straight to my dorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fīv Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 I want gourmet pizza delievered straight to my dorm. You can never again use those one after the other. You're going to eat your Digiorno and you are going to like it! PS: Guys halls for dorms smell bad. You could cook your pizza with the smell. Although I'm always visiting the girls side(nice smelling side) when I'm at the dorms, so that's probably why. Cause I'm the Juggernaut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaauld Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Digiorno's? What's that? Bring me some Mafioziao's damnit. Guys dorms? Yes, they smell horrible and I absolutely hate it. Good thing I've already got an apartment lined up for next semester. Cook in a dorm? What, in the oven in the lobby? Please, the lobby rats scare the hell out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teralis Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Although I'm always visiting the girls side(nice smelling side) when I'm at the dorms, so that's probably why. Cause I'm the Juggernaut! And thats why every week we have to take up a collection to get you out of jail, if weve told you once weve told you a million times stop doing panty raids they really dont like you there, and damn its getting expensive. P.S. I just saw your photo on the FBI sex offenders list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatMike Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Hehe, speaking of sex offender lists. Last drill we had to go get fingerprinted for a new security clearance right. Eight of us roll down to the local jail cause the guards are gonna help us and do it right and professional like. I'm first cause rank has it's priviledges and they have this little scanner computer thing that electronically does it instead of having to ink you nowadays. So there I am waiting for this thing to print out on the card and be done, only takes maybe 5 minutes. Printer starts whiring and BAM, out pops my fingerprints on a sex offender registration card......I'm like, ummmm, can I go now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fīv Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 What a crazy comical thread. Hehe' date=' speaking of sex offender lists.[/quote'] Ha, seriously.. that is one of the greatest quotes I've read on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teralis Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 I have to say I laughed my *** off when he responded with that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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