About You.

[delfytheelfy]

So tell us a little about yourself... get this board a kicking with LIFE!

[delfytheelfy]

I'm an Egomaniacal Narcissist that steals little kids' milk money because I have low self esteem. Go figure.

I'm physically repulsive, mentally retarded, morally reprehensible, selfish, lazy, I have terrible fashion sense, and I'm kind of a sociopath. (Why can't other people be as cool as I am?)

Unrequited love has disfigured my soul, and unspent passion has burned my heart to ash. The creature that remains is a thing that loves no one above himself.

Except Salma Hayek. She's seven different kinds of hot.

[Fiere]

That's freaking hilarious. Well, let's see. I'm probably the kind of guy where the term "Emo" originally came from. Ya know, same as above...unrequited love, a romantic at heart, yearning to shower someone with, well, romance. Above and beyond that, I'm deeply religious, I love to read, and I want to make a difference with my life (hence the reason I'd like to go into forensic psychology). I don't swear, smoke, or drink, though it doesn't bother me a lot if others do, except the swearing, I don't like to listen to it. umm...so that's about it, I suppose. I'm also a severe procrastinator.

[Kaauld]

I don't have a life to tell you about.

[Baby Hippo]

I am a fat lazy bastard that loves to be happy and joyful. I am energenic and loves to be doing something. As long as it's not excersizing. I am a very romantic and perverted soul, but it's A OK cause i still have some friends. I am kind of retarded cause i don't think things through, but I have amazing logic skills. Weird huh.

Well, i'm too lazy to write more (probably finish it later)

Baby Hippo

[Dale]

I like cheese.

[WarriorCleric]

I am a reasonably disenchanted college student in the finality of his fifth year of schooling, third geographically located in Buffalo, looking at a sixth of learning, fourth of horribly wind blown hair. All this will hopefully be the end passage on a long trip wrought with futile advice of 'If you don't know what to take, take math classes' as without a doubt, you will end up majoring in mathematics and despising every function, every iteration of derivativion or integration, each trigonometric sign, any mention of limiting factors or continuity, association or distribution, until that very feature of your definition is a spawning bed for self loathing. The universal truth of mathematics was known to those of the medieval days, Mathematicians have made pacts with Satan for their understanding, for to see the basis of proofs for higher level mathematics is to look into the very bowels of hell, and forever more I know I will wake drenched in sweat screaming in defiance of the proof that all PIDs are UFDs. The long standing dream of ever being pleased with what I have accomplished with academic career has been belayed by palaver with my advisor, of whom was admittedly unaware of my current standing, was unable to offer any advice, and who's most respondent answer was 'I don't know, have you looked at our website yet?' Yes, whore, I have looked at your website, but as it was written by you and your colleagues it lacks the information seek. I am now resigned to admit my entire undergraduate experience to be disappointing, and the highlights nothing more than a blind eye to what was really going on as a recent question that has been assailing my personal life as of late has been 'what did I do to make you hate me?' or 'what did they do to make you hate them?', I am not sure if I really hate her, but anyways, that isn't the question that they want answered, they want to know 'why have you acted the way you have?' because everyone knows what they did, the disagreement is the severity of it all. And regardless of belief, I do reserve the right to not want to be friends, as she was the worst friend I ever had, to never see her again, because I find it difficult enough to set the past away when I receive emails, IMs and web postings from veiled personas just out to get under my skin. That little girl, as that’s all she really shown herself to be, hurt me more than I imagined anyone could, and although I am not sure I hate her, the dreams of which I am happily holding her are the worst nightmares I've had. I have made a lot of mistakes in my life, but she is the only one I regret, and one I will be careful not to make again, that is not to say that I am expelling myself from romance and love and all that good stuff, no no, far from it, I am just going to be more aware of the ratio of what is put in and what is received. Anyways, I am not a very vindictive person, I am just not a forgiving person, and so as long as I no longer see these certain individuals ever again, I should be a happy man. And people seem to have a belief that this particular issue is more elevated in my mind than it really is, which is more a source for my frustration than the actual issue really is in itself. My professional life is askew of what I would prefer it to be, though I am sure an awful lot of you would like it. I do practically nothing. I sit in a room, and surf the internet for four hours a day, and do maybe an hours worth of work. Beyond boring, I find the job regressive to my skills as a technician, my employers insultingly questionable of my abilities, and the people I ‘help’ horribly unappreciative, couple that with the fact that I am making minimum wage and the hours available to me are between nine and five, Monday through Friday(shared with class hours), I find any job opportunity better than this, thus I have resorted to lying on future job applications by not mentioning my qualifications, education, and certifications as to not be told I am over qualified to sell Books and CDs, or stationary supplies. But despite the torrid picture I paint, things are looking upon the higher rung as I've found much solace working out and practicing my preferred martial art, I have been invited to train at a local club, and am pleased to say I have come a long way on my personal style, which should develop further so long as I manage to transport myself across the city. Also, I have found a few other projects, one primary project, to keep my mind occupied and interested, and I’ve dramatically improved relationships with some of the friends I had let drift away over the years. So, since you all know me, and clearly I am not one to bitch, moan, complain, or point out faults in others, I will simply say; Two cheers, I’m not ambitious enough for three, to old friends, new hobbies, and vested interests. And ah hell, let's hear it for apple pie, mothers, and the underdogs aswell.

How’s that work for you, Delfy?

WC

[Tom]

[jovial]A few indents in there would've absolutely rocked.[/jovial]

I'm a college student, graduating in May from Rochester Institute of Technology with a BS in Bioinformatics, and the only real job experience I have is in Field Ecology/Environmental Science, which is well outside the fields in which I wish to eventually work, namely Bioinformatics or Biotechnology.

[jb5679]

2nd year Pharmacy (4th year total due to 2 years prepharmacy) with only 2 years left of the program. Live in North Carolina and work at, during the sumnmers, WakeMed Hospital as a pharmacy intern. Guitar player of 6 years and mudder for...hell...I can't even reemmber when I started...origin of mudding began on AR.

[Pieman]

Dale likes cheese...I like pie.

[a-guitarist]

Over the last few years I have been diagnosed, rediagnosed, and misdiagnosed, medicated, mismedicated, and over-medicated with a whole slew of psychological problems. I don't doubt I have most of them, I just doubt the severity. I'm a two time college drop out, working on my third at the moment. I have no set goals, but I'm working on ideas. Ain'ts gots no clue about what I'd like to do for the rest of my life, but I'd like to help people, that much I'm sure of. I am signed up to take my Reiki I and II certifications, which should be a mind-blowing experience. Aside from the side effects of all the meds I've been on, some that I fear will be permenant, I still don't wish I hadn't gone through it all. I'm happy with where I am right now in my life. Why? Because I know how bad things can really get, I have only upwards to travel, and I know that I'll be doing it sooner than later.

a-g

[Boy Kid Wonder]

Very optimistic of you a-g.

I am a 17 year old superhero under the alias of Boy Kid Wonder. I travel the Nebraska territory rooting out all the druglords and common mastermind problems. Usually I do this with my faithful, yet mentally slow, sidekick Bent Wheel. Together we stop the madmen of the Omaha, Nebraska area. Its a tough job, but someone has to do it. With me being all wonderful and all I thought it'd fit the job. I, of course, need a sidekick. I met Bent Wheel when I was about eleven. Together we played several games where he is a damsel in distress and I am the knight in shining armor. Usually the game got twisted and we invited the neighbor girl over and played house. Bents, as I call him for short, was often the kid. Myself and neighbor girl the parents. Most of the time we forgot about him and decided to go play video games or something. We'd come back and he'd be on the ground pretending to be emo. At this point we thought it'd be best to put him up for adoption.

Without such a happy childhood I wouldn't have been so wonderific and prolly not a superhero, but thankfully Bents straightened me out. My archenemy, Boomer, was a diabolic monster with only one thing on his mind. Ultimate take over of Omaha. He planned to control it with earwigs. The insect. I found out that they were my weakness. They are really gross looking!! Then he moved to Lincoln. And well..I don't care about Lincoln so he is no longer my concern. But he was once my lifetime rival. I am in need of another, so if you know any give me a ring a ding at the Wonder Wagon.( can't afford a Wonder Windmill yet, we are working on it. Bents is working in a sweatshop. He thinks its a game) the number is 555-WOND. Wonder wouldn't fit, so we shortened it.

BKW

[Deykari]

From England, 18 years of age, training to be a military aircraft technician. I play lead guitar in a 'rawk' band that's doing pretty alright in England, and I do the odd occasional solo blues set now and again locally. I love going on nights out and having a drink (in moderation, of course). A popular pastime of mine on a night out, is giving bad advice on pulling to friends on purpose, watch them make a fool of themself, then make a fool of myself when I go and try with my so-called, "patented working methods". I read sometimes, I don't leave the house without my iPod, and I am rubbish at anything that involves saving money, or spending wisely. The only regret I have in life is putting 13-gauge strings on my acoustic guitar. Talk about sore fingers..(yes, I'm a guitar-string wimp usually..)

I think I've played FL properly for about a year and a half now I think, but I can't really remember when I started playing so that's disputable.

Dey

[Grim_Reefer]

I'm an 18 year old stoner death metal guitarist... I don't have a job or a car... and I am not enrolled in school or anything (cuz I am on the road for long periods of time, ya know? can't hold that stuff down)... and uhh, lets see... I like cats and recently stopped smoking cigarettes because I get strep throat a lot... I don't know, but Warrior Cleric is a geek.

[WarriorCleric]

I thought we were supposed to make the post over the top...

WC

[Evilness]

I am your future EviL Grand Master. Nothing shall stand in my way, except my one weakness of sugar . . . .

I know it sounds silly but when you bought as many funky powers as I have you have to have a relatively common weakness. Just don't go spreading it around both verbally and literally.

Otherwise in my secret everyday identity I am a studnet who is not very clever but has dreams of money, lots and lots of money.

Being an Evil Villain is not cheap you know!

[Boy Kid Wonder]

Villain..Hrm..Villainous location?