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I broke my pipe :(


Dale

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Your pipe didnt go away dale. It tragically lost its life while giving birth to a beautiful baby. The Resin ball weighs 2 grams, and spent his first night alive next to a fire with his daddy. You should be proud dale.

EDIT: Please note I did not break my pipe. I actually *just* used it. I would cry if I dropped mine.

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Perhaps you should take this brief pause and reflect on the impact the smoking drugs has on your life. And if it's beneficial to you to continue consuming them.

Smoking drugs is the only reason anyone on this entire forum has any idea what the **** you are saying half the time :).

EDIT: I still didn't break my pipe yet.

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I <3 Nameless :P But as Liadon suggested, a one time steam roller is very easy to make out of two rubber bands, and toilet paper/paper towel tube, and some tin foil. Also, there is the time tested 'tinny' in which you can make out of a bic pen (for a mold) and some tin foil.

I just find joints/blunts enjoyable for social occasions.

I also prefer a throw away bong, 20 oz soda bottle, bic pen, tinfoil once again, and chewing gum.

Edit: If I have the time, I prefer to add crushed ice to the appropiate level, then add water, for the bong. Water filtration ftw.

Magyver is my father.

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Perhaps you should take this brief pause and reflect on the impact the smoking drugs has on your life. And if it's beneficial to you to continue consuming them.

Wow, you're right. I could end up like you.

Thank the deities of herbdom for the gift they have bestowed upon this earth.

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I would also take this time to point out that drugs have to be chemically manufactured. Weed is a plant that can develop a psycho active "crystal" THC. This crystal, in concentrated doses, induces a non addictive feeling described as "euphoria". THC has no lingering effects, the method of delivery is what causes the problem. Where you to use say, a vaporizer, or cook them into a brownie, then they are not even close to as harmful as say a few shots are.

Marijuana had a huge smear campaign done by lobbyists, and it worked. It would have been able to replace alot of fledgeling industries in the US with a cheaper, easier to work with material. They found 1 controversial effect of marijuana, and began to smear it. Not revealing the facts that Hemp itself is, quite literally, a wonder plant in what it can do. So they tried to stop it, and it worked. High morals won over open minds.

You know Honda has a car that runs off hydrogen, the most abundant resource in the entire planet. Why isnt this being mass produced? They make more money selling you a combustion engine than a servo style motor that runs off of hydrogen, and only puts out water vapor.

Yet again, you need to "play a melee" before trying to "make changes" :)

EDIT: Pipe is still fully functional.

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I have made some ****ed up bongs.

I made one out of a boggle game (no joke) with the words dont cough on it. It was half full of water, and had it sealed with plastic epoxy. Had a full sliding stem, with a straw sized aquarium hose for a mouthpiece. Fatal flaw was you couldnt change the water, so it kind of looked like liquid death after a few weeks.

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Back in 84 I had a science fair project on the human heart. My dad helped me build a plastic heart with all four ventricles, we used the pump from a fish tank to draw colored water through the heart to demonstrate how the blood flowed. After I recieved my grade my friends and I modefied it into a power hitter. I got pulled over when I was sixteen with it on my lap, the officer said "Do I really want to know what that is?". I replied "Its my science project." He ended up taking it and making some threats. He did not as one might expect destroy it in front of me. I have always figured he took it home for himself. I hope it Broke! Dang sure broke my heart when he took it.

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For hot knives:

You will need:

(1) 2 liter bottle

(2) butter knives(steel)

(1) gas stove or high heat blow torch

Step 1 (Making the inhalator)

Cut the bottom of the bottle off where where it stops bending at the bottom.

Poke holes in the cut-off piece.

Fill bottle with ice, and flip the cut-off upside down and shove it in, so you can breath through the ice.

Step 2 (Getting high)

Take a small bud, about the size of your pinkie-nail and get it ready near the stove.

Heat up your knives on the stove or flame until it's red hot.

Pick up the bud and put it on one knife.

Quickly crush the bud between the two knives, and inhale the smoke through your ice bottle.

EPIC.

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Ant, what the hell man! You know my birthday is ten days from now you know what I neeeeeed riiiight?

They don't sell pipes at your job?

Nah we dont- we sell nothing but newports and swisher sweets. and the occasional philly blunt. No pipes- perhaps for the best, I wouldn't have a pay check at all at that rate.

YOU KNOW WHAT I NEEDED FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

*chortle*

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