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I'm 21 today :)


Djriacen

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Awesome, you made it.

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Happy Birthday.

On my 21st, I got drunk. Wait, I meant Druuuuunnnnnk. I come from a family of alcoholics, as a rule I do not drink much. On my 21st, my family bought two litres of Crown, and an even larger bottle of Crown. After the five of us split that we went to my aunts bar, where over 170 beers were purchased. My aunt gave me a golden whistle, the bartender was told to bring me a beer every time it was blown. I never blew it. I made sooo many friends that night. Woke up to my wife being very angry with me, apparently I had women blowing my whistle all night long. :eek: I was drunk before we got to the bar and do not remember walking in or out of the bar.

With my best friend we played Monopoly on his 21st. Pick about 15-20 bars and visit each one for a single drink. Hind sight is better than foresight, take a cab. We totaled a beautiful 73 firebird. We did not wreck it, but we forgot to set the emergency brake and it rolled into a tree. Have fun.

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Happy 21st!

My 21st birthday I drank so much I has throwing up blood for 2 days and had to go to the hospital. :) Beat that!

For one of my roomates 21st bdays..back in the ole college days.

I bought him a bottle of Tuaca, which he promptly took 21 shots from, then got extremly ill and vomited over the railing all over the patio furniture owned by the girls who roomed below us (they were also having a party). Needless to say the one girl that was sitting out in the WRONG seat smoking a cig and talking to someone never talked to him again, actually, I believe she dumped my other roomie that she was dating because he wasnt sympathetic (she was a real bitch) haha.

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Happy Birthday! Have a good one and get plenty drunk. This drunk:

On a previous birthday I woke up in one of these at about 7am (not this actual one) inside the courtyard of a factory in an industrial estate. I was covered in my own vomit and I had lost everything I was carrying:

http://www.cravendc.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/9CAB3DD3-7D22-4AC1-89C8-E3C7A4333642/0/Skip.jpg

It took me two and a half hours to walk home (don't ask me how I got there) and I absolutely stunk of garbage and vomit.

Dey

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My twenty first? I ended up in on an inflatable kiddie pool floating in a lake behind some random apartments near my home. The trouble is I am in Florida. Yes, alligators are everywhere, not the 35 ft movie monsters, but still, when your hung over, with florida sun battering you, the last thing you wanna do is see if you can swim faster than 2 foot alligators. Factor in it was not windy and I had no paddle. Well it was "awesopme"

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For my 21st I was a party ANIMAL. It fell on a friday, which was when Stargate SG-1 was on. So me and my best friend decided to watch it before we went to the bar, I bought a case of beer to get the evening going. I drank half a beer, watched stargate, and fell asleep on the couch. Woke up next to a girl that had passed out next to me at MY after-the-bar birthday party. Which I slept through. Apparently I got kissed a few times by random girls.

I still had my wallet so I was happy.

Have a safe one man. And for the love of all that is holy, do NOT get a DUI.

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