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Right, so I was walking to campus just now to get on the computer (obviously), and as I was walking in, I saw a vision, an angel, the most beautifull woman I have seen in a long time! Naturally, I am completely smitten. I haven't even spoken to her yet, though I have held the door for her, like a true gentleman. She even kept me away from FL as I followed after in the library, but lost her, and so could not even get the chance to talk to her. Anyways, I could use some smooth lines, or a battle plan, or something. Now, I like to write, and I figure I'm pretty good with words, but somehow not when I'm talking to beautiful women. So, any advice/sympathy would be great. *sigh* And I've got two tickets for this play thing on Saturday that I need to find a date to anyway...Maybe it's fate, neh?

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Mister E Newbie

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I have always just been straight forward and honest.

People can usually tell if you are not being yourself.

Of course it helps to be funny, or clever, but dont

be someone you are not. If it works out it will be that

much better in the long run. Remember I think 99% of

women say they want a man with a sense of humour

so try and make her laugh, how can you say no to

someone when you are grinning madly?

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"Hey, baby, was your father a thief, because you look like the sort that was raised by criminals."

"Wassup, Darling? Did you know I'm a level 46 Elf Invoker? No? Wanna see my firestorm of passion?"

Look straight into her eyes, hold your hands in a karatechop posistion infront of you about a foot apart and nod three times.

In all honesty, be yourself. It sounds cliche, but it is the truth. Don't start following her around waiting for the courage to talk to her, 'cause she'll notice you and think "hey, stalker.... great." My rule of thumb, you've got 3 seconds once you spot her to start a conversation, or you won't. It works even better if when you make eye contact to just walk straight over, makes her feel important. Seems to work for me. Make her laugh. Oh, and as one of my good friends pointed out recently... "Whatever you do, don't pull her hair or punch her in the shoulder. That kinda flirting doesn't work at our age. And somehow I always seem to see guys revert back to it when nervous." If you do start talking and flirting, only touch her arm or hand when your sure of yourself, otherwise it's kinda creepy. And don't do it all that much. Too much touching is a bad thing. Sometimes the girl doesn't appreciate that, so read her body language and find out if she does. It's not all that easy to tell before you make physical contact, but if you try hard enough you'll find out.

Oh, and if she's nervous, that's a good sign. Of course, you probably know all this stuff I just said, but it doesn't hurt for a reminder.

Oh, and just for humour's sake, these are some things I've done in the past when overly nervous;

"Hi, my name is Geof, I mean... Greg. Geof's my brother. We're twins, but you can't tell because he's not here."

"So, um, do you um, want to go out, uh, sometime? Oh... you're got a girlfriend... that sucks, well, it's nice for you, I guess. So I guess I don't even have a shot? Um... sorry, that wasn't nice to say." (side note, I dated her for six months after that, proof positive that even butchered attempts can work... if you're sweet enough. :))

I've heard a friend use this one once... "Hey! Hot Chick! Come here, I wanna talk to you!" Of course she didn't. And he was drunk. So I don't recommend that.

All and all, if you fail miserably and make a fool out of yourself, it's makes it a lot easier to be able to laugh at yourself later. And always remember, she's just a girl, so if she shoots you down be kind to her because there are plenty fish in the sea.

a-g

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My friend once walked up to a girl in a club and said, "Red or Blue.". She said Blue. He shook his head and said, "Red for me. We obviously aren't right for each other." and walked off.

She was all over him.

I don't think I'd ever attempt something as out there as that unless I've had a good few drinks and looking for a slap. :D

Dey

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Well from my experience you go for being a friend. YOU go for being a friend. Do not let her think you are actually attracted to her. I know it sounds stupid. But if you have seen an emu's mating dance. It works. But back on topic.

Something along these lines "Hey. You might get this alot but I haven't had someone catch my attention that way in a long time baby-doll(or your choice of pet name) and I can't pass up the chance to get to know you. I got some tickets to saturday. Maybe you'd like to come. I promise I won't hit on you til at least the second time we hang out anyway."

It accomplishes several things, Establishing yourself as confident. Showing a sense of humor. Initiative. And security. Women are naturally attracted to secure guys. Dunno why. But DO NOT hit on her yea? Let her wonder why your not like every other guy in the world. Then you will have the upper hand because she will start to hit on you to see if you are attracted. By that time you can pop your collar.

:)

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But the friend zone is deadly if YOU are placed in it ;) so place her in it and she fights to get out. I promise. Girls feel about the same way guys do when a person is "not" attracted to them. Trust and believe. Just make them think they are not what your looking for. And they will try to be what your looking for.

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My favorite AG line that has gotten me some attention is that akward moment when you walk into a room that is just full of girls, abscent of anything that acts like a guy, just say 'It's alright to want a piece ladies., ::then I smirk a little, raise and drop my eye brows quickly once, and a slight little nod or two, but only slight ones!:: They all do.' Then you have two options, turn to your left or right(perferably not to the best looking girl in the room as that makes it look like she was the target of this fiasco) and just start talking to someone(doesn't even have to be a girl, just make sure it's a open conversation for others to join). Did I get a long lasting relationship out of this? Hell no, but I made some lady friends that I can go out to the bars and clubs with. Thus giving myself some social proof.

But thats not really a smooth line, as lines don't work unless it's part of who you are(the comedian and you ham up the line). And I completly agree, lines are a bad idea. Also, nothing wrong with being a nice guy, just don't be a wuss is all. Just know when you approach that you are the man, and if she doesn't see it, then it sucks to be her because you are the man and she is missing out. Thats pretty much a different look at the same idea as emp_newb. Hows that song go? 'You've got to walk in paradise to find a pearl'?

But regardless of what happens, just know we love you, even if some two bit tramp doesn't.

WC

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But the friend zone is deadly if YOU are placed in it ;) so place her in it and she fights to get out. I promise. Girls feel about the same way guys do when a hot person is "not" attracted to them. Trust and believe. Just make them think they are not what your looking for. And they will try to be what your looking for.

As a giant hippo, i really have to work on my skills with women to get one. As such i have tried lots of the different approaches that have been said throughout the forums.

Sadly few work... :eek:

The be yourself is always a number 1!

Don't be nervous or use stupid lines. Think about what you are about to say before you say it! (that will kill you!)

1st and foremost you have to figure out how you are going to approach her.

-----The "Do i know you" is way toooooooo obvious "DONT DO IT!"

-----Random stupid pick up lines work but don't give you the first impression that you want.

2nd have a gameplan for anything she says to you. (Including "**** OFF!")

---Don't get caught offguard. Just because you have something to say, doesn't mean your going to be able to say it.

---Don't be afraid of rejection! It might happen.

3rd note her reaction to things you say.

--Don't keep shooting yourself in the foot if you notice she isn't necessary. (even if you are rejected now, doesn't mean you can't try again in the future)

If you do screw things over that bad... it's pretty stupid to try again.

4th find something you can talk about when you approach her (a book, the internet, help her out anything... or the best i've found is "Elevator chat")

---Start talking to her for a bit, introduce yourself (WITH A SMILE), get her name and then move from there

If you play it right, you should be able to get her

*(really small lettering said really quick)but I don't garuntee my advice nor do I suggest holding me responsible*

*yes this does work for me most of the time.

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. :))

I've heard a friend use this one once... "Hey! Hot Chick! Come here, I wanna talk to you!" Of course she didn't. And he was drunk. So I don't recommend that.

a-g

I've actually done that quite a few times.....and it works alot more than you'd think, sometimes it even still amazes me. not those exact words but something like that

"Hey, what's up...come here for a second." but when and if they come you have to say right away "what's your name?" that usually makes them stick around long enough to get to know if you want to keep talking to her or not. That's not set in stone...but sometimes it's easier to get their attention right away even before they've seen you. WARNING - DO NOT MIX WITH LAME COME ONS! It's only worth it you got something to say...to get them interested. I've met, left with, and gone out with girls using this one.

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I managed to get two hot girls to dance with me all night (and got me into a bar fight because I had two of the six girls there fawning on me) when I just walked up to them, sat at their table and said "hey, how are you ladies tonight?".

Half an hour later, one of them is saying she loves me, and they're dancing with me to Karaoke (my singing is TERRIBLE. Epicly bad).

Just go for it, guys. Girls, especially the really good looking ones, are often just as scared as you are. Be bold, be confident, and learn to make who you are bold and confident.

I think the advice from Hitch is the best "Be yourself, but know what parts of yourself she wants to see".

(Oh, and taking out a guy with 2 inches and 50 pounds on you down in a barfight ALWAYS keeps them on you.)

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(Oh' date=' and taking out a guy with 2 inches and 50 pounds on you down in a barfight ALWAYS keeps them on you.)[/quote']

Yeah. Agreed. I used to work for a local stripper company that did private show things. Bachelor parties etc. And I was supposed to be the big guy there with the hot girls:eek: At least I look scary.

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Here are some lines I am sure will help your super PIMP status!

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You say, "Do you have the energy?" Are you free tonight or will it cost me? Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me! Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

Now if you pull all those off you should get that date for saturday night.

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