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In all seriousness just approach the woman of your dreams and say Hey! My name is BLAH BLAH BLAH, whats yours? If they respond to that you are doing good. Now from where you go from there is all up to you depends on the kind of person you are really I guess. I would give her a compliment if she answered your question with her name, after the compliment I would ask her if she was busy this saturday. Oh yes and like everyone else said just be yourself, and dont be afraid to say something you might think is corny or whatever have you.

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Sod making an effort on her, make one for us, your friends at FL.

Go up to her and say "Hey, nice tits"

Or "Hey nice rack, can I park my dick"

Then report back to us word for word :D .

Seriously though, you want to avoid looking like a stalker, so start of with making eye contact for a bit, slip in a sly cheeky smile (if you have no teeth remember to keep your lips tightly closed) then if you notice some kind of response a returned smile or some encouraging eye contact, you can then pick a moment to say something to her. Good luck with it, normally the best line is just to say "hello" keep it simple and be yourself. Hope you get your balls in :eek: I mean take her for lovely strolls and all the lovey dovey dump. :D

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Sorry to de-rail the thread further, but it just does my heart good to find another Canibus fan out there ;p

I am also of the opinion that he's one of the best MCs in the business.

Seems we are few and far between. I dare you all to download this song by Canibus.... Poet Laureate 2 its called. While you are at it download the first one aswell and anything from the albums Rip the Jacker, Mic Club "the Curriculum", 2000 B.C., Mic Club Mixtape Master Vol. 1, Mind Control, Hip-Hop for Sale, or one of my favorites last but not least Can-I-Bus.

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Dude' date=' as a guy that knows what hes talking about lines don't work. Shes either going to dig it right away or you have no chance.[/quote']

HAHAHA, Words are weapons, it matters about 55% of what you say the other 45% is your appearance and how cute you are.

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In my experience it takes a while for words to take affect, you can try hollering at a hot chick, but she'll already have decided how far she'll let you get right there. If thats not very far then words aren't going to help. Words come in later, unless your a damn smooth talker its all about looks dudes. That and your cash and who you know.

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Going to follow the general trend of the thread and say Introduce yourself, ask her name, and continue from there. Be yourself. If conversation stalls you can just tell her why you wanted to meet her in the first place. (and possibly avoid terms like "babydoll and sweetie" until you actually know her. Alot of people don't like pet names and they can come off kinda...awkward.)

Also I don't know if you're on a large campus but if so you should take care to be very sincere as girls who walk around on campuses all day have probably had their fill of "Hey baby!", "Wha'chu doin!?", etc.

Good luck, and oh yeah don't follow her anymore until you're ready to speak, that can make you seem creepy.

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I can't believe I forgot this one... It's not a line, but always makes 'em smile. If you have a pez dispenser, carry it around in a cargo pocket or something, and if she catches your eye, or you catch her looking at you, walk up to her, pull out the dispenser and simply say, "Pez?" Perfect ice breaker.

Also, the slightly more strange. Walk up and say "Giant Polar Bear." they go "huh?" the you say "It broke the ice."

a-g

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Ok, First I have very little experience in this department, but I have had much success. This may sound cheesy but if you can catch her in a crowd, and get some of her friends to like you too that is a plus. Here is how it worked with my Fiancé...

She didnt like me to start, nope not a bit. But I had gotten to know a few of her friends while talking to her in a group or gaggle or what ever you call a pack of 5 or more giggling girls. We talked a lot, in obscure places, once we literally sat down in the middle of a parking lot for two hours and just talked there, in between like 4 cars. Anyway, we did a lot of talking for about 4 days then she was saying how she was going to ask someone out, ummm not me. So I just asked, yes it was on the phone and yes her friends where there. I got put on hold and soon enough (after talking to her friends I suspect) she said "I guess." Now that is not the most confident yes, but it is a yes. That is reason 1 to get to know her friends.

Reason two is probably more important than reason 1. Reason 2 is to keep her seeing you. She only said yes to me to keep me off her back for a bit and was going to dump me a week later, her friends talked her out of it and now we are going on 5 years and a wedding.

Getting her friends support is, in my eyes, very important. It can give you that extra chance she needs to get to know you. Even if she doesn’t like you, you may grow on her.

Like I said, I don’t have much experience, but I do have a lot of success. Not to brag but my Girlfriend is very hot, nice, and she knows how to cook! And I am not just saying that because I know she will read this in about 5 seconds either.

As for getting her attention, that is rather easy, just walk up to her, and start talking. Things to avoid, politics, religion, yourself (unless she asks. and then get away from it as soon as possible), cheesy lines and the weather.

Oh and be patient, It did take four days from the time I met her to the time I asked her out.

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