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Haha. I am almost 23 and I get carded for cigarettes cause I "look so young" Thought, as you can imagine, I dont mind. Only time I hated it is when I basically got laughed at when I went to the police department to apply. Then they apologized profusely when they found out I was 22!

And yes. I do have an evil streak. And LOVED being leader of Nexus! :P

Edit: Rawr Rawr!

I just got a call at 2 am from a friend of mine that was like. What did you do to your myspace account!?!?! He was the guy that helped set it up.

So I logged in and this is what it had been changed to.

-Hating Minorities -Eating Mashed Potatoes -Watching Grass Grow -Being Old

Music -Soft Rock -Love songs -Some Rap

Movies We didn't have movies back when I was a kid. To entertain ourselves, we'd play with treebark. Nothing beats a good twig toss!

Television Is television anything like mashed potatoes? I like mashed potatoes. They remind me of that one time where Ma and Pa were down in the cellar churning butter for the annual 'play with dirt and twig' outing, and I got hit in the head with a moose antler. One day that moose will pay. Hopefully soon because social security wants to cut me out. Speaking of which. I like things that I can easily digest. Mostly mashed potatoes though.

Books I was there when old Cletus decided to show me this magazine with the pictures of this guy doing his horse. Little did I imagine that it was Cletus hisself that was in the picture. Not as the guy, but as the horse.

So right now, my myspace is being updated AGAIN! I had given my password to my ex husband due to the fact he had access to my online pictures of my kids and could upload the pictures onto the website for me. Spose he got pissy at me and did a lil more than upload just pics of my kids there! :(:(:(:(

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You have two kids and you smoke? Ummm....

Ummm...hear about smoking outside? Or like never around the kids? Sides since I am in school monday-thursday 830am to 330 or 900pm, my parents have the kids cept on weekends and I am over there every chance I get. So my kids are never around me smoking.

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-Hating Minorities -Eating Mashed Potatoes -Watching Grass Grow -Being Old

Music -Soft Rock -Love songs -Some Rap

Movies We didn't have movies back when I was a kid. To entertain ourselves, we'd play with treebark. Nothing beats a good twig toss!

Television Is television anything like mashed potatoes? I like mashed potatoes. They remind me of that one time where Ma and Pa were down in the cellar churning butter for the annual 'play with dirt and twig' outing, and I got hit in the head with a moose antler. One day that moose will pay. Hopefully soon because social security wants to cut me out. Speaking of which. I like things that I can easily digest. Mostly mashed potatoes though.

Books I was there when old Cletus decided to show me this magazine with the pictures of this guy doing his horse. Little did I imagine that it was Cletus hisself that was in the picture. Not as the guy, but as the horse.

That whole thing is pretty funny though except for the minorities part. It's too bad he abused his privelige.

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Brsingr, it's scenarios like this one which will teach you to never, ever guess a girl's age. Only go from state or federally issued identification. You'll always be wrong, and the results're never good.

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