Implementor Volgathras Posted April 14, 2011 Implementor Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Backstory: I was way in the middle of nowhere, testing out mobs to train on. I was working on a couple things with the Minaugon, and something strange happened... Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] A minaugon narrows its eyes. A minaugon has quite a few wounds. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] A minaugon narrows its eyes. A minaugon has quite a few wounds. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] A minaugon narrows its eyes. A minaugon has quite a few wounds. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] A minaugon narrows its eyes. A minaugon has quite a few wounds. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] You are splattered with saliva as a minaugon gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE! A minaugon has quite a few wounds. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] You say 'Baww.' A minaugon has quite a few wounds. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] *thwock!* You slap a minaugon ringingly. A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] A minaugon slaps you stingingly. A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] You frown disapprovingly. A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|=--][77] The ground erupts as you are caught in a searing beam of arcane light. A minaugon's hellstream decimates you! A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] The white aura around your body fades. A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] Barkas rubs his face. A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] A minaugon grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] You say 'Yer best read mer shirt.' A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] Before you towers a massive dwarf of about four feet tall. Atop his comically-large head, chunks of his short, black hair are missing, revealing scabbed scalp. Two beady blue eyes peer out from behind his overly shelf-like brow and greet you with an odd sparkle. Uncannily well-defined cheek bones, riddled with small scars that appear to be from broken glass provide definition to his face. His bony little chin is still visible from beneath his goatee, complete with a deep, coin-sized dimple. By and large, his face is scarred and ugly; his goatee is matted with snot and blood. He looks like he just got out of a bar fight. Two narrow shoulders literally dwarfed by his head bulge abnormally. Coarse black hair sticks up from around the collar of his rather bizarre shirt. It's white, but extremely filthy and covered in small poorly-repaired tears. It reads "Khorandain Tavern Brawl Champion, 1243 PC." His arms are wrapped with filthy leather bracers that extend all the way from his wrists to his elbows. His fists are clenched and his knuckles are extremely scarred; they're as if they've been scarred, healed and then scarred again for decades and decades. Tied around his waist is a blackened leather belt, studded with brass fittings. It is buckled with a large brass clasp with an emblem of a fist coming right toward you. His pants are equally bizarre as the rest of his ensemble; they appear to be sparring pants from some sort of ninja dojo. They're baggy and black with a strange, foreign writing going down the length of each leg. The same fist emblem as on his belt buckle appears on each knee. Large -- probably too-large combat boots are tied around his feet. They're black with mismatched laces. On the right, the laces are blue, and on the left they're red. Brass toe plates bearing the same fist logo are on the tips of each boot. A nametag sits about the dragon floating by his shoulders, "Gorga." Barkas currently holds the title of Master Questor of Aabahran. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] A minaugon looks at you. A minaugon has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] A minaugon says 'What shirt?' A minaugon looks pretty hurt. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] You say 'Mer shirt.' A minaugon looks pretty hurt. Barkas: [===|===|===|---][75] A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon closes his eyes momentarily. A minaugon looks at you. Barkas reads 'Khorandain Tavern Brawl Champion, 1243 PC.' A minaugon says 'See no shirt.' Barkas: [===|===|===|---][72] You send a powerful aura of peace and calm radiating through the area. A minaugon has been calmed. You rest. A minaugon says 'Brawl hmr?' You say 'Yerp.' You stand up. A minaugon's chairthrow does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! A minaugon throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! You frown disapprovingly. A minaugon says 'That's tavern brawling!' You say 'Yer should compete next yar.' A minaugon walks home. You go to sleep. an Immortal has restored you. You defense lowers from deterioration. Spell: deteriorate : modifies savingspell by 14 for 11 hours : modifies ac by 57 for 11 hours You wake and stand up. You hear someone giggling. [CABAL] controlled. Players near you: Barkas Somewhere You frown disapprovingly. Might be the Minaugn? Or perhaps not... You say 'Ther bastard.' You drop a comfortable chair. You sit down on a comfortable chair. Mahn-Zaar sits down and thinks deeply. Mahn-Zaar says 'Why am I here?' You frown disapprovingly. Mahn-Zaar scans all around. Mahn-Zaar looks at you. You raise an eyebrow at the notion. You stand up. Mahn-Zaar says 'Did you bring me here?' You say 'Yer can sit.' You shake your head. Mahn-Zaar says 'I don't remember how I landed here at all.' Mahn-Zaar grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... Barkas points to a comfortable chair. Mahn-Zaar sits down and rests on a comfortable chair. Mahn-Zaar nods at you in agreement. A magical spring flows from the ground. Barkas motions for you to drink. Mahn-Zaar says 'Good thing I do not have any grown up sons.' You drink water from a magical spring. Your thirst is quenched. You say 'Yer hungry?' You didn't find any mahn-zaar. Hmmmm... was he here or not? You ponder the question. Perhaps just an illusion? Barkas looks over the chair carefully. Barkas sniffs the chair. You say 'Er don' smell like Minotaur arse.' You ponder the question. You shrug. You sit down on a comfortable chair. Barkas works his bottom into a nice groove in the chair. Aahhh. Comfort. Someone meditates briefly then resumes their position. Barkas looks over his shoulder. You stand up. You conjure a cloud of yellow dust. DUM DUM DUM DUMMM. You conjure a cloud of yellow dust. You find... Nothing. You frown disapprovingly. Nothing at all. Barkas is disappointed. You are no longer feel so worn. Hmm. Perhaps the dust is no longer fresh. You ponder the question. Barkas looks through his pockets. Barkas gets out a freshly sealed package of dust and checks the expiration date. It's good! You conjure a cloud of yellow dust. You conjure a cloud of yellow dust. You see something hop up and down to the north out of the corner of your eye. You scan north. You scan south. You raise an eyebrow at the notion. [Exits: north south] A red Easter Egg is - not well enough - hidden here. A red Easter Egg is - not well enough - hidden here. You judge a red Easter Egg to be in perfect condition. You get a red Easter Egg . You smile happily. You say 'Ooh!' A wicker basket is carried by Mandlegrum A basket is carried by the slith shopkeeper A rotten basket is in An ancient courtyard A small wicker basket is in The main tent A small wicker basket is in The main tent A small wicker basket is in The main tent A small wicker basket is in The main tent You smile happily. [Exits: north south] (Glowing) A large potion labeled 'Don't Drink This' lies here. (Magical) A magical spring flows from the ground here. A comfortable chair. Object 'don't drink this potion' is type potion, material dark goo. Extra flags: glow. Weight is 0, value is 1000000, level is 50. Level 100 spells of: 'dispel magic' 'hellstream' 'hellstream' 'hellstream'. You get a potion labeled 'Don't Drink This'. You put a potion labeled 'Don't Drink This' in a sturdy backpack. You say 'Ther might come in handy.' You do not see such object here. You frown disapprovingly. Barkas looks around for his chair. Hop hop. You say 'Yer know...' Barkas thinks... Bunny must have eaten it. Or stolen it. Barkas thinks of the things a bunny might be doing on his chair and is disgusted. A small bunny walks in. This cute fuzzy bunny seems oblivious to your presence. It's soft brown eyes hold an uncanny impression of depth or something... More. Fine wiskers twitch above a pink nose that constantly wiggles, testing the air. A small bunny is in excellent condition. a small bunny is using: You sense following auras: A cute little bunny rabbit is here looking adorable. You say 'Yer have mer chair?' A comfortable chair is in Guest Room 4 A comfortable chair is carried by a small bunny A comfortable chair is in A small study Wooden stump used as a chair is in Voodoo Classroom Wooden stump used as a chair is in Voodoo Classroom Wooden stump used as a chair is in Combat Class Wooden stump used as a chair is in Combat Class A wooden chair is in Room "02" A vacant wooden chair is in The Dancing Griffon Tavern A tattoo chair is in Slate's Tattoo Parlor A tiny chair is in Dining Room A comfortable leather chair is in The Armsmaster's Study A black laquered chair is in The Dining Room A wooden chair is in A Small, Brightly Lit Room A blue wooden chair is in A Card Table A plush velvet chair is in The Grand Auditorium You say 'Yer do!' You say 'Gimmer chair!' A small bunny bounces up and down, looking cute. You say 'Mer can't quite understand how yer hide such a big chair...' A small bunny nibbles on something. Looks a bit like stuffing. You pat a small bunny on its head. A magic meal suddenly appears. A small bunny burps loudly. You say 'Yer eat that instead. It's got vitamins fer yer.' You get a magic meal. You give a magic meal to a small bunny. A small bunny shudders at the horror and represses tears. You say 'An' it don't promote tooth decay.' A small bunny drops a magic meal. You frown disapprovingly. A small bunny shudders at the horror and represses tears. A carrot is carried by the slith vegetable merchant You failed the summon. You failed the summon. You say 'Yer know what? Gimmer a moment. I'll get yer somethin'.' You snicker softly. A small bunny sits down. You get a carrot from a sturdy backpack. Barkas dangles a carrot above your head. You snicker softly. You give a carrot to a small bunny. You say 'Thar's more if I get mer chair back.' A small bunny munches happily. A small bunny sniffs. Barkas looks for his chair. A small bunny drops a comfortable chair. You get a comfortable chair. You grin evilly. A small bunny stands up. A small bunny hops around like a little kid. You get a carrot from a sturdy backpack. You give a carrot to a small bunny. You get a carrot from a sturdy backpack. You give a carrot to a small bunny. You get a carrot from a sturdy backpack. You give a carrot to a small bunny. You get a carrot from a sturdy backpack. You give a carrot to a small bunny. You get a carrot from a sturdy backpack. You give a carrot to a small bunny. A small bunny beams broadly at nothing in particular. You say 'Yer set for a while, thar, friend.' Your God looks well upon you and grants you knowledge. Barkas takes out a needle and thread and begins to patch up his chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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