The Baptism of Balgashang

[Imoutgoodbye]

My BROTHERS and SISTERS of AABAHRAN! The Reverend reaches for the sky and calls forth lightning! Hear the scream of a thousand souls echo from the walls of this accursed temple! The skies turn black at the Reverend's Call!

*steps up the Black Crystal Altar, thousands of bones strewn around its base*

Look below the Reverend, my flock. The bones before you are the victims of the last convert, the only baptism ever before performed by He Who Is The Conduit Of The Gods. Look. Look as far as your eyes can see. They stretch endlessly. Brother Deykari stood after being infused with the Blood of Malchaeius and begged you to gang him. The Non-Believers, the Heretics, the Heathens, THEY LAUGHED! THEY DEFIED THIS UNHOLY CONDUIT!!! NOW THEY LAY BENEATH THE REVEREND'S FEET, NOTHING MORE THAN THE FOOLS WHO DENY AABAHRAN'S POWER!

The Reverend, he watched. He smiled. The Will was done as time and time again, Brother Deykari drank deeply from the Well of RP and broke branches from the Tree of Learning. HE BROKE ALL THOSE DAMNED BRANCHES OFF THAT TREE, SHINED 'EM UP REAL NICE, TURNED 'EM SIDEWAYS, AND SHOVED 'EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASSES!

Now, before the Reverend, comes Brother Balgashang. Brother Balgashang feels lost. His soul is not whole. He is being trampled on by the Heretics, the Non-Believers...don't you look at me like that, Pali! You cross-eyed little hobbit lookin' Atheist! I'll drag you up here and dunk your head in my baptism pool filled with mustard! The Reverend's feeling HOT tonight, baby!

*with fire in his eyes, the Reverend turn's and stabs Balgashang in the stomach!!!!*

But first...you, Brother Balgashang, must die. Die by the Hands of the Reverend, the Right Hand of the Gods. We can see the Light leaving your eyes. Stay there, stay on your knees, a bloody hand upon the Altar of Unlife. *wrenches the knife out and wipes the blood on the altar, smiling as blood pools on the ground*

I baptize thee, in the name of Anume, enter the Pillar of Souls, Brother Balgashang. Return to us from the Grave. We shall await your Rebirth. As it says in Anume 4:17, "For He who gives of his life willingly, for He who understands and submits, there will be life Everlasting. Feel the Cold of Winter in your Soul and gain the Knowledge that will withstand the Father of the Time Stream."

Die, Brother Balgashang. Embrace it. Arise.

Amen, my Brothers and Sisters...Amen.

[Imoutgoodbye]

Dey ganged? *Has a mental picture of many seven foot tall men stomping on a baby rabbit* Yeah I could see that being fun' date=' if you're up for wasting energy.[/quote']

There we go...that's EXACTLY what was said about Brother Dey. And my last baptism prior to this was in February of 2007. Just wait...just watch what happens over the next year to Brother Balgashang. Mark my words.