Deykari Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 You begin with a can of beer. That is your 'staff' and you are a level 1 mage. Every time you drink a can, you saw off the top of your first one and bottom of your new one, duct tape them together and fill with beer - you are then a level 2 mage. Repeat for each new beer, and everytime your 'staff' grows one can, you level up. At levels 2, 4 and 5 you have to fight 'the boss' which is a shot of your chosen spirit. We played this last night at a party, and it was insanity. We had the Super Mario 'mushroom power up' sound on stand-by for every time somebody levelled up. More beer ended up on the floor I think cause of some people's poorly constructed staffs. I highly recommend this game to all geek-drinkers. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 You drink like a Wisconsinite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I've played this before as well - although I imagine it goes a little smoother when you only do the "boss fight" every four levels, which is what we did. Nonetheless, a fun, entertaining, and, best of all, nerdy drinking game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Every four levels? By level four, that already works out at roughly 10 cans of beer. By level eight, that's roughly 55 cans (if you're cutting cans and reconnecting to make one long tube and then refilling with beer). Don't think anyone would be reaching level eight at any point. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Drinking and sawing don't match. This game is sure way to pass a night at the Urgencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Is this a video game or an online browser based one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Huh. I missed the part about sawing the top & bottom off and refilling... we just attached a new can on top of the old can. So in our version, four beers would be level four, eight would be level eight, and so on. Something about sawing apart beer cans while heavily intoxicated doesn't sound smart to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I've actually played this and completely ****pwned my opponents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I've Killed for Less Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 I've actually played this and completely ****pwned my opponents. Miss you baby boi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Sounds like binge drinking, or at the very least over drinking, which is stupid and dangerous. Maybe i'm old now, but two to three beers and I call it a night. I guess I could be a level 3 wizard Anyways, in America only rednecks drink from a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Anyways, in America only rednecks drink from a can. *holds his goblet high* Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMac Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 I drink beer from a can. Oskar Blues and Ska Brewing both can their beer and it's amazing. Dey: how many people 'mana flared'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 All of them...as a deadly veteran, I am sure Dey energy drained all those noobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Who needs a game to get hammered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demiterracotta Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Who needs a game to get hammered? More like "Who wants a game when they're bored of JUST getting hammered?" That would be everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 I just stack bottles of Jack on top of each other, so what lvl would I get too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaruil Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 I just stack bottles of Jack on top of each other' date=' so what lvl would I get too?[/quote'] You'd probably condeath before your first kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Agreed... I'm not sure if level .4 even counts as an adventuring career... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted May 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 JackWiz is a qclass so please be careful with what you say here guys. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 It's the noob qclass... real true wizards aim for the legendary MoonWiz or AbsinWiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demiterracotta Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 AbsinWiz PK Log: You drink Absinthe from a bottle. Your drink DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to your liver! You are now drained! You have been killed! Amaruil does not take pity on you. --- Disconnected on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 4:29 PM --- --- Connected for 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes, 3 seconds. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Absinthe is now available in Michigan as of last year. For $50, I can have a fifth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demiterracotta Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 True Absinthe? Wow, almost makes me want to move to michigan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 In 2007, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) effectively lifted the longstanding absinthe ban, and has since approved many brands for sale in the U.S. market. This was made possible partly through the TTB's clarification of the Food and Drug Administration's (FDA) thujone content regulations, which specify that finished food and beverages that contain Artemisia species must be thujone free.[97] In this context, the TTB considers a product to be thujone-free if the thujone content is less than 10ppm (equal to 10 mg/kg).[98][99] This is verified through the use of Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometry.[100] The importation, distribution, and sale of absinthe is permitted with respect to the following restrictions: The product must be thujone-free as per TTB guidelines, The word "absinthe" can neither be the brand name nor stand alone on the label, and The packaging cannot "project images of hallucinogenic, psychotropic or mind-altering effects." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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