The-Nameless Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Yet another stupid death thread! The idea is to share your dumbest, or most embarassing death. My top favorite is I was a level one gnome invoker, I was checking the town pits for free gear and I found a suit of mithril and a flame lance! I was so happy, I hit wear all:wield flame, and became PERMANENTLY stunned at 0hp since my base hp was 20, and the flame lance is -20 hp. shortest lived character ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liadon Xiloscient Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 o__O That would be horrible. My MOST stupid death I think so far was against a four goblins with two newbies following me within the group. We where totally dominating the hunting fields and then I get the great idea of going, "oh this will level them so fast!" I attacked and within a matter of four rounds I was hitting FLEE and was "you can't escape" another four rounds and I was killed in front of two new players. Embarrassing yes.... Thank the One God that the other Ruthless PK in the group was a newb AND nice and didn't take all of my nice equipment that was much to far out of my range to request or even kill for. But still... headlong into a fight and got pounded in the dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-3000 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Something's beating === ANNIHILATES === you! Something's beating === ANNIHILATES === you! You fled! You crawl north. <9/700hp ...> You say 'Phew! That was freaking close!' *mispress of numpad-2 (which sends 'south') due to shaking hands* OR... I use tintin++, where I have it so that if I press n5 + n5 + n4, client sends "scan west". Sometimes I mislocate my keypresses, and press something else than n5. Two south at forsaken lands during night is quite fatal when you intend to just scan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H&R Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Yet another stupid death thread! The idea is to share your dumbest, or most embarassing death. My top favorite is I was a level one gnome invoker, I was checking the town pits for free gear and I found a suit of mithril and a flame lance! I was so happy, I hit wear all:wield flame, and became PERMANENTLY stunned at 0hp since my base hp was 20, and the flame lance is -20 hp. shortest lived character ever. hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 The many, many times an invoker of mine has died, gotten his eq back, and forgotten to sheath his staff before casting detect invis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djriacen Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 stupid Grand Pooh-Ba.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaboomer Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 One time, some dumb Warmaster Leader told me that lucky perk people can't die with the dart game. Died the first time out. Womp Womp. In truth, I love that Warmaster leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Anume Posted June 6, 2011 Implementor Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Suppose that was my fault. It was our idea but turned out to be not doable. So yes, you can still die at darting even with the lucky perk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 A Woodland Trail You are following a small woodland trail in the Emerald Forest. Off in the distance to the east, you hear the sound of a roaring waterfall. The trail continues to the north and south. [Exits: north south] A ranger stands here, inspecting the ground. There is a cheerful brownie here chatting merrily away. Cobbdar walks in. An Alsatian walks in. A stone golem walks in. Your drug withdrawal === DISINTEGRATES === you! You have been KILLED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balgashang Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Its supposed to be in RL not FL Grim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djriacen Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 ..in RL? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liadon Xiloscient Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-3000 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 <79/642h(283/617m)423/455mv(18885tn)68662g(3)D> The white aura around your body fades. Soulreaver rubs the dirt out of its eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 I think Myrtaal recent death tops everything I've seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-3000 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Lair of the Squid [Exits: south (up)] (White Aura) A Squid of Gargantuan proportions is waiting to feast on your bones. <493/817h(178/785m)410/416mv(0cp)34597g(22)M> A Gargantuan Squid parries your attack. Your magic wounds A Gargantuan Squid. A Gargantuan Squid parries your attack. Your magic wounds A Gargantuan Squid. A Gargantuan Squid spits a stream of corrosive acid at you. The toxin has made you glow. A Gargantuan Squid's blast of acid does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! You have been KILLED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H&R Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 I think Myrtaal recent death tops everything I've seen pff. I swear it was a 25 second tick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Oh yes, blame chance now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erana Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 pff. I swear it was a 25 second tick. Had all four of us laughing up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Shhh Dennis, the IMMs are snooping on you again They gotta learn to PK somehow too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Nameless Posted June 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Which would explain why you never get any imm attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.Twendrist Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 ***DRUMROLL*** For the grand loss. <42/804Hp><751/760Mp><431/435Mv><46980Exp><$9670><14>Ryxx: [5] A Warlock's slash MASSACRES you! You have been SLAYED!! As the cold chill of death descends upon you Anume grants you yet another chance . You have been granted a temporary sanctuary as an invincible ghost. As long as you don't attack anything. Cursing at the loss you send in a request for a new guard captain. You have died due to failing health. %%% Disconnected from server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jibber Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Helping two lowbies in the Pentagram, calming a group of mobs and forgetting protective shield (which I could have sworn was at 8 hours last I looked at it) and getting bashed to death. As a halfling. And with the stupid eq loss change, losing 2 desolation items I don't feel like spending 2 RL hours getting today. FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesta6384 Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 I got the death that tops all noob deaths. Early 2.0 , epurican was on his last death and had gotten approved for life quest. Had about ten million gold and was bored so I decided to use it up throwing darts. Bout two mil in I learned about the death symbol. Goodbye epurican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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