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Dear Ms. An Ume


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Dear Ms. An Ume,

I'm the future Mrs. Mind Flayer and I would like to talk to you, lady to lady, about a most unusual development in my relationship with my fiance. Somehow I think it has to do with these weird notepad files on his computer where he is playing what I believe to be is called a "Stoned Giant" in the game that you run. At least, it seems to have a connection to the recent events involving his behavior. I cannot have my wonderful golden skinned man acting like a commoner.

Last week we were at a beautiful five star restaurant in downtown New York. Chef Ramsay came to personally take our order and when he pulled his pen down from his ear, my fiance declared he must sheath! Well, let me tell you, I found this perplexing! Chef Ramsay went back to the kitchen with the pen still in his hand and Dave got up with the most unusual look in his eyes, almost as if he were preparing to go berserk, and muttered something about leaving his sight without sheathing. He charged through the doors to the kitchen and I heard him yell, "STONE FIST OF THE LAW!" followed by the sound of crashing dishes and Chef Ramsay yelling, "Help! I've been knocked into the stove!" Needless to say, we're never allowed back into that restaurant.

And just two days ago, he went to a Super Wal-Mart (I know, I couldn't believe it! He said he could haggle there because they beat all competitor prices!) and came home with packing peanuts! PACKING PEANUTS! He spray painted them grey and glued them all over his body before walking into the bathroom, closing the door, and yelling, "STONE FIST OF THE LAW!".

Ms. An Ume, I fear that your game is having an adverse affect on my wonderful man. I simply cannot have this. I demand you restrict his play time. Or else we might have to throw down; lady like of course.

Sincerely,

The Future Mrs. Mind Flayer

P.S. Let's go bowling sometime.

P.S.S. The Reverend loves MF. ;)

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