Gomanhor Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 The Theran Daily Blab Vol 4. Issue 2. EDITOR'S NOTE: As you read this, remember that EVERYTHING is made up. I did not consult any of the administration for the creation of this issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomanhor Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 TDB 4.2 - Page 1 Pg. 1 – Official Response to Tribunal Censorship It is with a heavy heart that I, President Gomanhor, write in response to the Tribunal’s new policy concerning freedom of speech, which has been expressed in Highblood Martineius’ letter “Important Announcement.” Here is a segment: “I tire of people writing scrolls calling for insurrection, calling for murder, calling for death, calling for chaos...with the disclaimer that 'it isn't their views', and that they have 'nothing to do with it', while death and chaos spread as a result of their actions. Therefore, I'll be blunt. IF ANY SCRIBE SCROLLS ON BEHALF OF OTHERS, CALLING FOR ARMED UPRISINGS OR WAR AGAINST THE TRIBUNAL, THE ONE WHO SCRIBES THE SCROLL, AS WELL AS THE ORIGINAL WRITER, WILL BE EXILED.” We at the Theran Daily Blab fully appreciate the peace that has been brought to Val Miran, Rheydin, and Miruvhor by the Tribunal. But censoring what one can and cannot write is going too far. It is our right AND our duty to investigate and report significant happenings in Aabahran whether or not these happenings may agree with the Tribunal’s aims. After all, our very existence is based upon finding and spreading the truth. In pursuit of this goal, we welcome anyone and everyone to utilize our paper to express their opinion on any and all issues. Only by allowing each side the right to have their say can we truly appreciate, understand, and resolve problems in Aabahran. For Tribunal to exile those that serve only as go-betweens is as despicable as Nexus killing simple messengers from Knight. Which is why I, President Gomanhor, hereby declare Theran Daily Blab’s full support for Heralds and any other scribes that have been silenced by Tribunal’s brutal censorship. Do not worry my friends, Theran Daily Blab will provide you with moral support in these dark times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomanhor Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 TDB 4.2 - Page 2 Pg. 2 – Sedgewick says… EDITOR’S NOTE: The following does not in any way shape or form represent the views held by Gomanhor Corp., its subdivisions, or its employees. The following opinions are Sedgewick’s and Sedgewick’s alone; please direct all complaints to him. “It has come to my attention that some people do not strip their opponents’ weapons and armor after killing these opponents. Some people do not “full loot,” if you will. Now this may be fine for these people, but it certainly isn’t fine with me. As a long-time supporter of the Full Loot Movement, it is my responsibility and honor to tell you about the wonders of a full loot. Number one, it screws your opponent over. Big surprise, right? Number two, it screws your opponent over! Number three, it’s fun making people beg for their clothes back. What? What’s that? You want the winged sandals? Sure I’ll give them to you… if you kiss the bottom of my boots! Number four, it makes your enemy so much more eager to kill you. Which makes for a lot of entertainment later on when you full loot them again. And finally, number five, it screws your opponent over. I hope I’ve won your support for the F.L.M. We have get-togethers, keg parties, full loot parties… come join us sometime! If I haven’t won your support for the F.L.M… then I’ll be screwing you over soon.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomanhor Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 TDB 4.2 - Page 3 Pg. 3 – Prax Gone Wild! Have you seen a War Golem do a headstand? Have you seen a rainbow warrior fart? Have you seen a mosquito defeat Valicor? Have you seen Irumeru flirt with Anithraril and Eshaine AT THE SAME TIME? WHO CARES?! THOSE DON’T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE BECAUSE “PRAX GONE WILD!” IS ON SALE NOW! FOR JUST THREE (3) EASY PAYMENTS OF ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE (1,999) GOLD YOU CAN OWN YOUR PERSONAL COPY OF “PRAX GONE WILD!” THIS THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-TWO (372) PAGE TOME IS THE RESULT OF DECADES OF INVESTIGATORY WORK! WITH OVER TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY (250) FULL-COLOUR ILLUSTRATIONS, “PRAX GONE WILD!” IS SURE TO BLOW YOU AWAY AS YOU... …SEE PRAX SAY “INVALID COMMAND PRAX HELP” ! …SEE PRAX DANCE THE MACARENA ! …SEE PRAX FART AND KILL ELIUM FOREST ! …SEE PRAX RUB HIS DIAMOND NIPPLES ! …SEE PRAX SING “I’M TOO SEXY” BY MC HAMMER ! ORDER YOUR COPY OF “PRAX GONE WILD!” NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomanhor Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 TDB 4.2 - Page 4 Pg. 4 – Legal Information The Theran Daily Blab Vol 4. Issue 2. is brought to you by Gomanhor Corp. and its subdivisions: Gomanhor Beatings, Gomanhor Music Records, and Gomanhor Technologies. The views and opinions found in this issue of the Theran Daily Blab are in no way an accurate representation of what truly happens in FL 4.0. Please have mercy on our forsaken souls. AKA Please keep your finger away from the slay/flame button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatMike Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Love and missed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattamue Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I major heart Go man hor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 WTF...who let him back in? Friggin' Raargant leaving the back door the Higher Planes unlocked again...crazed drunken dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I done told you you shouldn't have given me that firewater fountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Since when did M.C Hammer do 'I'm too sexy'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 When he was desperate...It's from HAMMER: The BrokeAss Collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Broke physically.......but spiritually..........the coke has left him rich........haha......yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Hah that picture is hilarious. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icor Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 That's a picture of Prax alright, except it's pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Heh, nice job man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know, I think I wrote for that, way back in the day. The gossip column? I can't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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