Phorshula じゃね

[bavarianbrew]

The beginning...

Born at: 7pm, Sevenday the 7th of Nature (Spring) 1312 PC.

Aged : 15 (Left-handed) (Addict)

Face: Pleasant Eyes : Black Facial-Hair: Clean

Hair: Waist-long Color: Black Texture: Straight

Body: Slender Skin : Exotic

Description:

A slender young maiden is here grinning behind a curtain of

indelicate black hair shielding her face. Through this veil,

there is a twinkling. Dark black eyes stare unblinkingly as a

rosy aquiline nose parts her hair sniffingly. Her pimply-flecked

cheekbones proportionally balance the rest of her comely and

sparsely freckled complexion. And while exhaling a plume of acrid

silvery-blue smoke, the corners of her thin, glistening-pallid

lips curl as they make room for large and crowded incisors.

Smoke rises and curls from the curious glass pipe held low to her

side and its pungent aroma saturates all within its grasp. The

only thing more distracting are the concentric circles scrawled

into the soil. Rings and spirals, delicately drawn and at which

end is the gnarled wooden staff she uses to steady herself.

The end...

/---------------\/----------------------------------------------

| Phorshula || the Exalted Defender of Nature

\---------------/\----------------------------------------------

| Str: 20(20)^1 || Level: 50 Sex: F Age : 35(389h)

| Int: 20(20) || Class: druid Ethos: neutral

| Wis: 21(21) || Race : human Align: neutral

| Dex: 20(20)^1 || Hp : 907/907 Exp : 37260/473340

| Con: 20(20) || Mana : 1200/1241

\ Lck: [|||||-] \/ Move : 470/470 +Hit: 31 +Dam: 23

/---------------/\------------------/\--------------------------

| ARMOR || SAVES || Deity : Brehan

| Slash : -384 || Spell : -15 || Faith : Guile

| Pierce: -413 || Afflictive : -4 || Weight: 333/375

| Blunt : -393 || Maledictive: -3 || Items : 34/37

| Magic : -396 || Mental : -4 || Prac : 4 Train: 2

| || || Gold : 645

\---------------\/------------------\/--------------------------

/ Condition: You are in the prime of your health.

\---------------------------------------------------------------

She was a conflicted girl, and grew up to become a conflicted woman. Her lust for knowledge conflicted with her desire to please her Tricky Master Brehan to whom she was indentured to due to her father's gambling debts.

Eventually she grew tired of everyone IC and OOC telling her how a Merchant should act, what she should sell. She wished to see their coins soiled in blood. Eventually Phorshula was given this opportunity, by buying admission into Syndicate, at the cost of 10,000,000 coins. Her world forever grew dim after that.

Retrieving The Item was not pleasurable for one determined to seek heads. In the end, Phorshula abandoned her new appointment, retiring to the woods of Elium Forest where she purged herself of all material wealth to forever wander as burning tree.

***

I am thankful for all the great characters Phorshula crossed paths with. She learned much from each. Her knowledge was satiated and delighted in many ways.

Thank you Loriath for enlightening her beyond her youthful years.

Thank you Zarthys for your good company and lovely enchantments, I still think about your clever smile.

Thank you Juhpa for the most excellent adventures that Phorshula would have surely perished from if not in your company. Your undying perseverance kept her safe. Absolute respect!

Thank you Jav for letting Phorshula tag along to those dark corners, even though it meant dragging her to safety (forest) now and again. You showed her class.

Thank you Meerdus for showing Phorshula the ins and outs of our halls, and welcoming her as you did, even if our methods of merchandising differed greatly.

Thank you Razeel for being a class act. Phorshula was spying on you when you received the worst OOC tongue lashing IG ever! You handled it with pure dignity, and surely deserve great merit for this act of humility. Of course, Phorshula hated you for being her one and only death, but silly her!

Thank you Sorn for being a thorn. Phorshula was pleased to be part of the Catch-and-Release program. Credit to your skills and her foolishness.

Thank you Gorp (goop). Come on now!

Thank you Brehan for being the most well dressed IMM, really, what do-you-do with all those coins!!

And to all those I ventured with, equipped, haggled over, supplied, refused to trade with and dueled: THANK YOU. Really, being a Merchant without customers, even disgruntled isn't interesting at all. Phorshula, while well trained and often well dressed always wished for a more active role, but in the end, when she got it, was not what she'd bargained for.

じゃね!!

[Oni]

I always enjoyed travelen with you. Hope you have another in the works.

[the_nightmare]

Outstanding character

[Pali]

Very much enjoyed our interactions. I hope to see more from your next char. Very well done.

[F-3000]

Phorshula was "a bit" too bold for a Merchant whose job is to - more or less literally - sell the clothes off he/she wears. Other than that, splendid character.

[H&R]

Good char. I had some fun with you

[Celerity]

お疲れ様でした

[jibber]

実際にこの文字が楽しんだ

[Volgathras]

我也回写一个亚洲的语言.你们不是特别的.

[jibber]

私は特別です.

[Celerity]

前的人是很肥肥的鸭。

ジーバーは翻訳を使うために読み方できると思います。もしほっまに中国語を喋りかったら分かり安いですよね。

[F-3000]

Minä kans! Osaa muutkin täällä kirjottaa muutakin kuin vain englantia.

[Trick]

يمكننا أن نتوقف عن الحديث مثل هذا، سوبر مزعج لاستخدام مترجم جوجل!

[Twinblades713]

Phorshula was cool.

**** this thread.

[Mali]

大きなおっぱいが良いです

[f0xx]

Since when we are allowed to spam all kind of **** in general discussion?

[Nikodemus]

Olikohan kysymys retorinen?

[Anume]

Right. Let's keep it in a language all of us understand here please.

[Tantangel]

Celerity - Cheers for good work.

Jibber - Really enjoyed this character.

Volgathras - I also wrote in an Asian language. You're not special.

Jibber - I'm special.

F-3000 - I too am able to write more than just in English like others here.

Trick - We should stop talking like this because it's super annoying to use Google Translator.

Mali - Big boobs are good.

I have no idea what Celerity said the second time around and Nikodemus was saying something about a rhetorical question. That was rather annoying for anyone methinks.

[Mali]

I guess something was lost in translation. I meant to say "Hello, very good character".

[Tantangel]

I'm sure you did. :-P

[Celerity]

Jibber (Japanese): 実際にこの文字が楽しんだ = Actually, these written characters (Asian) are kind of fun.

But kind of weird to use 実際に here (in my opinion).

Celerity (Chinese): 前的人是很肥肥的鸭。 = The person before me is a big fat duck.

I used that sentence because I knew that it wouldn't be translated correctly online and people wouldn't get it unless they could actually read it.

Celerity (Japanese): ジーバーは翻訳を使うために読み方できると思います。もしほっまに中国語を喋りかったら分かり安いですよね 。I think it is because Jibber uses a translator that he can read. If he could really speak Chinese, it would be easy to understand (the part about the duck).

[Aulian]

Get a real job.

[Anume]

And the thread derailment price of the week goes to... Celerity.

[Imoutgoodbye]

Get a real job.

She has one. She just schooled you, didn't she?