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sarcon

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Challenge accepted. I've been all over the world and in my experience entering with a drink or offering to buy one is cliche and every girl knows it. I have watched people(and it's happened to me until I stopped) buy a girl a drink and the girl has gladly accepted only to walk away with it the moment it arrives. It is not a guarantee they will stay or even talk to you.

If you really want to go with the drink opener, I suggest this you ask them what they like and order it. Then when it arrives and they reach for it, stop them. And say they have to earn it. Be playful with the statement, not definitive(that will insult them). Not only do they now have to prove themselves to you for their tasty beverage, but you also have their attention because that is unique. Never lose control on the situation. Just because a girl is a hot does not mean she is in command.

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Often been the downfall of many men! Every single guy I've ever met has said that exact same thing. Only to be leaning across the bar in a drunken stupor(with me right next to them).

Only person I have ever met to ignore all affects of alcohol is a wife of one of the firefighters at my old station. Heather...she was 5'4" and smokin' hot. Weighed no more than 110lbs. She'd challenge us all to double shots of 151. Was ridiculous how much she could drink.

Okay, think if it like this. My buddy comes into town with excess cash and I'm broke. He got over $700 in basically free money from his work because they sent him out of state for a month at another job site. When he came back between him and I, he spent over $400 of that. I was still standing at the end of it, so was he and I didn't die.

The only other time it affected me really bad was shortly after my buddy (same one) moved to Nevada and I went down for his birthday and drank a fifth in 30 minutes. That's the most messed up I've ever been by Alcohol though.

As for the social lubrication, I'm a guy about 300lbs, and I still manage to capture gals interests when they're a third my size, but I also don't go out of my way to make them think I'm some creep either.

Now seriously, Drunken FL night. We should make it a monthly ritual. :P

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To be honest I don't think i have ever spent a single penny on a girls drink. I typically try to stay classy and don't fall into the "I'm a guy trying to buy you a drink" Routine.

However, 9/10 times I usually did bottle service if I was at a club. So if I happen to be in the mood, i would invite a few prospects to the booth. So, I guess that kinda is buying them a drink considering I paid for the bottles.

Just thinking of it.. I haven't been out in a while. Maybe I will just set up a festival in FL and get wasted on Dwarven Ale!!

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Okay' date=' think if it like this. My buddy comes into town with excess cash and I'm broke. He got over $700 in basically free money from his work because they sent him out of state for a month at another job site. When he came back between him and I, he spent over $400 of that. I was still standing at the end of it, so was he and I didn't die. [/quote']

Hell, I've dropped £500 on a single bottle of champagne at a club in London. Spending a lot of money doesn't equal a lot of alcohol. We spent a weekend in Russia one time, same firefighter wife as before, the husband, myself and another buddy. Spent roughly $100. Bought 3 bottles of unregulated vodka. Third pal had to be taken to the hospital for internal bleeding, the vodka was so strong it literally ate his stomach lining away. 5'4" Heather was undeterred, finishing the bottle, she called us all sissies and emptied the contents of the two others. In total, probably an entire bottle to herself. In summary, size, weight, gender, nor money spent = tolerance.

EDIT: Sarcon. Lol.

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Between the two of us that was 4 full bottles of alcohol. That didn't include the free shots we got because we knew the Bartender either. We both drank the same amount. I'd kind of like to meet this gal and go toe to toe when I get back into drinking shape though, it could be some good times.

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