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A slightly mad neutral or evil justice who is hell bent (in a slightly mad way) on bringing the rule of law to all the Realm.

I actually prefer leveling alone. And with the amount of experience you get from guild quests it happens quite fast and leaves you with a few hundred thousand gold. Hard quests are good till around 45 then you get random ones that are a bit silly. From 45 up I usually just pound out the easy quests.

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Before you stands a (insert player species). His (adjective) face and (adjective) grin is reminiscent of travelers from (insert FL geography). Below the worn leather armor is a belt of (noun), a sheath from which the handle of a (weapon noun) protrudes, a (color) sash and the crest of (insert surname). Despite his (adjective) stature, there is a sense of quickness and strength in his poise. A striking (color) and (color) tattoo of a (noun) can be seen (adverb) from his neck to his forearm. His (adjective) hands and (adjective) nails seem more like claws. The symbol of (nouny noun) rests on a pendant from his manly neck.

The smell of lemon juice is in the air about him.

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Before you stands a duck. His feathered face and aflac grin is reminiscent of travelers from the pond. Below the worn leather armor is a belt of water, a sheath from which the handle of a gunshot protrudes, a red sash and the crest of darkwing. Despite his short stature, there is a sense of quickness and strength in his poise. A striking brown and gray tattoo of a human can be seen burnt into his neck to his forearm. His none existant hands and missing nails seem more like waddling feet. The symbol of feathers rests on a pendant from his manly neck.

The smell of lemon juice is in the air about him.

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Before you stands a (insert player species). His (adjective) face and (adjective) grin is reminiscent of travelers from (insert FL geography). Below the worn leather armor is a belt of (noun), a sheath from which the handle of a (weapon noun) protrudes, a (color) sash and the crest of (insert surname). Despite his (adjective) stature, there is a sense of quickness and strength in his poise. A striking (color) and (color) tattoo of a (noun) can be seen (adverb) from his neck to his forearm. His (adjective) hands and (adjective) nails seem more like claws. The symbol of (nouny noun) rests on a pendant from his manly neck.

The smell of lemon juice is in the air about him.

This is neat. Do you have a template for each combination of subclass and alignment? ;)

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Try being a newb by dying to the tainted sands at ~25. Log below.


You feel very sick.
You dodge the tainted sand's attack.
You dodge the tainted sand's attack.
Your smash mauls the tainted sand.
Your smash misses the tainted sand.
You have become better at second attack!
The tainted sand has quite a few wounds.

Me @ 30%
92(30%)h 525(100%)m 335(97%)v < 9AM (8540TNL/$3.9K)

The tainted sand's life drain decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge the tainted sand's attack.
Your smash mauls the tainted sand.
Your smash mauls the tainted sand.
The tainted sand has quite a few wounds.

Me @ 21%
66(21%)h 520(99%)m 335(97%)v < 9AM (8525TNL/$3.9K)

You dodge the tainted sand's attack.
You parry the tainted sand's attack.
Your smash mauls the tainted sand.
Your smash mauls the tainted sand.
The tainted sand has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Me @ 21%
66(21%)h 520(99%)m 335(97%)v < 9AM (8525TNL/$3.9K)

The rain stopped.
The tainted sand rubs the dirt out of its eyes.
You writhe in agony from the plague.
Your sickness scratches you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
The tainted sand has quite a few wounds.

Me @ 25%
76(25%)h 504(96%)m 329(95%)v < 10AM (8520TNL/$3.9K)

You parry the tainted sand's attack.
You dodge the tainted sand's attack.
Your poison scratches you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your smash devastates the tainted sand!
Your smash decimates the tainted sand!
The tainted sand has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Me @ 24%
73(24%)h 504(96%)m 329(95%)v < 10AM (8520TNL/$3.9K)

You are blinded!
Someone walks in.
The tainted sand leaps towards you!
You yell 'Help! someone touched me!'
Someone gropes at you to drain your vitality!
Someone's touch misses you.
Your legs feel sluggish as their strength are drained.

Me @ 24%
73(24%)h 504(96%)m 329(95%)v < 10AM (8520TNL/$3.9K)

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