Who knew?

[Rairen]

So, FL just helped me get through to the last step of an interview process.

No, I didn't double poison backstab the other applicants. Pfft. I just finished a thirty minute over-the-phone simulation. I had three 'prospective clients' and ten minutes to convince each of them to meet with me (talk about high-pressure improv.) Amazing what a little RP experience will do.

[Deykari]

"Meet at the board room and roll dice. A group of three is optimum and there are four of us, so the one with the lowest roll will have to drop out."

"What the hell? But I want to come to S'handor!"

Hope you get the job/positon/whatever you're going for.

Dey

[Dale]

I often times use fl to get through life. And the double poison backstab is always a lifesaver. And round here, you can still cleave in half, but it get's messy. Steal is useful, but only when mastered. I perfer strangle to blackjack though, though they both cause brain damage, if blackjack fails and they find out it was you, then you can expect a lawsuit. But strangle never fails, just don't let go.

Congrats on the interveiw!

[Baby Hippo]

I beg to differ!

Stranger = knowledge of the stranger and if you don't get it just right you are just holdig them by the neck which can be gotten out of.

-I'm a person that goes to alot of self defense classes just to learn what is going to be done to me when i start picking on someone :-P.

I'm 6'1 300 lbs. and i'm actually quite fast and flexible (for my size). So i go to those to figure out defensive possibilities to "Counter". YAY

[Guest emp_newb]

I beg to differ!

Stranger = knowledge of the stranger and if you don't get it just right you are just holdig them by the neck which can be gotten out of.

-I'm a person that goes to alot of self defense classes just to learn what is going to be done to me when i start picking on someone :-P.

I'm 6'1 300 lbs. and i'm actually quite fast and flexible (for my size). So i go to those to figure out defensive possibilities to "Counter". YAY

Im 6'2 210, Im slow as petrified dog ****. And in true form with most of my characters, I go straight out to deal damage the secret to beating your opponent is just that. BEAT HIM.

[Fiere]

I'm a rail. 6 foot, 155 pounds. Shoot, in high school I was 130, and almost the same height :} So I'd probably have to go sweet dodging skill and possible berserker rage to do anything.

[Chayesh]

I'm with Emp_Newb...it's all about power, fury, and damage.

I'm thinking berserking hasted storm warrior dual wielding mastered weaponry.

And good luck, Rairen.

[Evilness]

aaah but over the phone you could convince anyone of anything. if you try hard enough. mwahahah, I could try to convince people I am nice guy . . .and not evil in any way

[Psycho Child]

Similar to Chayesh, but think of me more as hasted (fully trained) ogre monk in dragon stance (with mastered anats).

[Baby Hippo]

Screw all of you!

If you would classify me in game! I would be an immortal with the balance of a monk, the sneaky-ness of a thief, a attack like a BERSERKER, body like a OVERSIZED BEAR, and the knowledge of enought things pertaing to fighters like the BARD!

Boom- Beat that!

[Chayesh]

Slay.

[Baby Hippo]

Damnit. -In case of **** DAMMIT

:eek:

[Fīv]

Boom- Beat that!

Hello, my name is Voytek.

[Khran]

you win lol Voytek Plawny for life!

[Warpnow]

Slay.

Being nice, eh? rip is so much worse...you just gotta WAIT for the death to hit you...heh.

[Behrens]

To be fair, at this moment, "my name is Matthew Behrens" trumps "my name is Voytek Plawny".

Shell access for the win.

[Khran]

amen to that. speaking of which....when do i get some of that shell? lol <3

[Fīv]

Shell access for the win.

if( pwnt )

{

    if( ch.behrens > ch.fiv && ch.behrens > ch.voytek ) {

         ch.behrens.level = MAX_LEVEL;

         ch.fiv.status      = PWNT; }

    send_to_char( "OMFG, you lose Fiv.", ch);

}

I lost.

[Mister E]

I am a monk, mastered anats, and I critical strike with my hands.

[WarriorCleric]

Good luck on the final step.

WC

[Warpnow]

I'm a Leader sigil avatar healer with a certain tattoo.

Owns most of you guys buffed combo ideas anyway :-p

[Khran]

I am the interweb.

I win

[Baby Hippo]

Chuck norris.