Twinblades713 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Proceed and thank you. :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jibber Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 When you go in, sit away from the stage. Next to the bar is the most preferably destination - strippers and wait staff make runs to the bar CONSTANTLY through out the night. The key is portray an image that you're not there to pick them up or to watch them dance. You almost want to appear distant. Objective #1 complete - Location. Strippers will pick up on people sitting alone, they will come over on their own, trust me. Once she is over to you, do NOT focus on her job. You did not come here to see her strip, you didn't see her strip, and you do not know anyone that works there. You needed a drink, this place was on your drive home is a good reason. Simple reasons are the best reasons, they seem legit. Objective #2 complete - Initiation. At this time, she will attempt to run her routine on you. You are a potential customer, after all. Offhand comments here are your best friend. Maybe you don't like her shoes, you have an opinion about the type of fabric of her outfit, its itchy or whatever. She is wearing black, but you think it'd be better in red. Follow these up with a " it looks nice anyways " or something similar. I have personally asked them: " Are you cold? You seem kinda robotic. Maybe you should put on one of those scarves or something. " <-- Good because it shows you are NOT interested in boobies. She will attempt to gain your approval(if you played it right) by displaying herself. Again, remember she is a pro at this and you can't let it get back in her control. You're not like every other hound dog in there looking for a boob show and private room, you're there to relax. Casual conversation should take place here. Objective #3 complete - Control. She will probably leave at some point, she is working after all. When she comes back, not if, she WILL return if you were interesting(you were interesting after all, because if there weren't strippers everyone would be talking to you anyways, RIGHT?), pick up where you left off, but nonchalant. " What were we talkin' about..? Oh yeah...". After more conversation and signs that she is interested in you. IE: Hair flips, pursed lips, touching you(not around the thigh or leg. Wrist or hand here, she IS a stripper), or even saying your name consistently are all signs. After you have gained at LEAST three signs, mention another bar that is awesome and how it sucks she is working. If she is off or getting off soon she will tell you, if not she will give you her number. Upon receiving the coveted digits of the stripper-kind, tell her you need to meet your friends at aforementioned bar and leave. Objective #4 complete - Pick up. Good luck and remember to post back what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindflayer Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Stay away from strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insepiddeception Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Lol thats what I told him. Kids these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Strippers are fine. Everyone thinks they are dirty, not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insepiddeception Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 It's not so much them as the drama that occurs along with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Drama...you need to see someone for longer than one night to accumulate drama. This is not the plan, they ARE strippers after all, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insepiddeception Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 lol....with twin though its gonna be drawn out over many texts and phone calls....and standing out her window with a boombox....jk Twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindflayer Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 There are plenty of beautiful women who aren't strippers and won't have the associated baggage. Stick with them, trust me Twinblades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Don't tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enethier Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Use a chloroform rag. Works every time, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpni Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Go with a female. Preferly one open to threesomes. Follow trick's advice (I haven't tried it solo, seems like sound advice, I always thought the lone dude at the strip club was creepy, myself. Most dancers I've spoken with think so as well, but then again, they do to have a tendency to agree with you, thats thier job. I just vary on 1 a bit, but steps 2-4 are spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted April 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Been going to see how little I can spend while getting a good time. Then I thought to myself, why not ask my grand FL community on tips here, while I'm super fuxed up drunk? But yea, I had the stripper of my choice on my lap almost the whole night and I never paid her for a dollar dance. I was laying some groundwork, and it was funny most the time. She'd be on me, and I'd be like, "You trying to get a dollar for a dance I didn't ask for?" and she would say, "Maybe this was free." My only mistake was letting my winggirl completely fail by getting kicked out and taking the stripper with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted April 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 And Mindflayer, you've never led me astray, but bitches my age are all about drama. And when they KNOW people you KNOW it really really blows. I know from the stripper I'm gonna get a yay or nay, it's a game with a conclusion and it's fun as hell. It's not like I want to save a stripper, take her home and marry her, everyone knows they don't have souls. Just passin the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 *facepalm* I always wonder what is going through the minds of FL's female players when they see threads like this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted April 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 I do too, then I realize I don't care... See: my Avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 I don't think FL females should be offended really. Unless people are derogative or rude. Girls use more game, routines, lines, tricks, and deceit than males in almost every aspect of the bar/club scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elfrosto Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Girls Play This Game?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 *facepalm* I always wonder what is going through the minds of FL's female players when they see threads like this one... That's easy. They realize the outspoken majority of FL is either a Republican or a Tea Bagger. These people also own Etch-A-Sketches but keep them in their closets, along with facts like Jesus was a socialist, Jesus was a Jew, and Jesus was Middle Eastern. Jesus was not white. *disappears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inscribed Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Jesus loves you, Valek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 That's easy. They realize the outspoken majority of FL is either a Republican or a Tea Bagger. Oh yeah... I keep forgetting that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Mads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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