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Exorcism of IFKL


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My Brothers And Sisters Of Aabahran!!!!

There is one among us, a lost sheep, wandered from the flock and into the arms of temptation. Sweet is lady temptation, like the ladies of the evening, she flashes her wares before the eyes of the starved. One of us gave in to that temptation and he has come here to feel the Cleansing Flames of Redemption! I said, REDEMPTION!! Can I get an Amen, Brothers and Sisters? Brother Charles, the Reverend calls thee before him in the name of Volgathras, step forward!

Yes, Brothers and Sisters, our lost sheep comes to us, bleating of his straying, of his adulterous ways as he writhed in ecstasy of another mud, a wench the Reverend will not soil his divinely blessed lips with nor subject your virgin ears to the details of the harlot's bedchambers. Brother Charles, the Reverend has exorcised demons in the name of the Light, the Darkness, and the Balance. He has baptized in the blood of demon lords those who were weak in PK. He has taken to the Learning Tree those who needed a lesson in humility. But mostly, the Reverend just enjoys taking random objects and shining them up real nice, turning them sideways...but, no, that's not for you.

*whacks you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*

And

*spritzes you in the face with a squirt bottle*

We pray you have learned your lesson.

*spritzes Mindflayer with the squirt bottle, too* That's for defining real.

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