Imoutgoodbye Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 My Brothers And Sisters Of Aabahran!!!! There is one among us, a lost sheep, wandered from the flock and into the arms of temptation. Sweet is lady temptation, like the ladies of the evening, she flashes her wares before the eyes of the starved. One of us gave in to that temptation and he has come here to feel the Cleansing Flames of Redemption! I said, REDEMPTION!! Can I get an Amen, Brothers and Sisters? Brother Charles, the Reverend calls thee before him in the name of Volgathras, step forward! Yes, Brothers and Sisters, our lost sheep comes to us, bleating of his straying, of his adulterous ways as he writhed in ecstasy of another mud, a wench the Reverend will not soil his divinely blessed lips with nor subject your virgin ears to the details of the harlot's bedchambers. Brother Charles, the Reverend has exorcised demons in the name of the Light, the Darkness, and the Balance. He has baptized in the blood of demon lords those who were weak in PK. He has taken to the Learning Tree those who needed a lesson in humility. But mostly, the Reverend just enjoys taking random objects and shining them up real nice, turning them sideways...but, no, that's not for you. *whacks you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* And *spritzes you in the face with a squirt bottle* We pray you have learned your lesson. *spritzes Mindflayer with the squirt bottle, too* That's for defining real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 It's IKFL actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted October 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 It's IKFL actually Fixed. I'm running a fever and hacking up...well, some kind of colorless phlegm. Benadryl, Tylenol...maybe I'll fall asleep soon. Until then, I delivered on a kinda exorcism thingy and you should get back to kneeling at the altar, my faithful altar boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 I kneel only before before the true queen - Anume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupido Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 I kneel only before before the true queen - Anume. You just earned yourself an undead right there with that *** licking move, f0xx. Kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindflayer Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 *spritzes Mindflayer with the squirt bottle' date=' too* That's for defining real.[/quote'] epic shout out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted October 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 epic shout out Reminded me of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n3rrrdgrrrl Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 I read the whole thing in Al Sharptons voice, lmfao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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