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lol man, i am in no way a fan of rap music, in general. however i sometimes find myself listening to a song repeatedly, just because it is so ridiculous/funny I can't get enough of it...

for those of you who are fans of rap music.......what is with lil jon?! this dude cracks me up! haha! "snap ya fangers! do ya step! you can do it all by ya self!" lmao man i heard that song today on the job site and i almost fell out of the rafters

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I'm not really a rap man. I don't mind a bit now and again when I'm out getting my funk on but it's not really my cup 'o tea. ;)

Just remember we all have our own musical tastes and they are to be respected. I am a huge music fan and if I ever saw/heard of anyone disrespecting my tastes, they'd hit the ground faster than they could say "Turn down the volume." :D Fine not to like something, but I sense a few people who are into their rap and such will riposte. :)

Dey

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Nothing but a simple misinterpretation of your post. I apologize for it. However, I don't apologize for thriving in controversy and loving a good debate. :D

Is it just me who has different music tastes depending on where they are? If I'm at home or just out and about with my pod I have my typical light rock/blues playlist. When I'm out on the town, I'd much rather have some dance/R&B/rap on than what I'd normally listen to at home. And I just can't listen to dance/R&B/rap at home. :cool:

Dey

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Gangstas don't dance, we just pull up our pants, and do the rock a way.

Now, wtf is that ****e. Also if you want to listen to something that will make you cry.

Eminem-Fack

Jesus I didn't think he had that in him. I guess he does.

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Shaddup posers, nothing is wrong with rap. Just rappers. Most in general.

Rappers who there is nothing wrong with

Eminem-er duh

50-cent, I like him most times

d-12- r.i.p proof

twista

T.I.

Dr. Dre

Snoop dog.

All the rest can suck it rock is the way to go.

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Word to ya moms I come to drop bombs i got more rhymes than the bible gots psalms

"A-ight stop whatcher doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that yer used to..."

"I look funny...but yo I'm makin' money see, so yo world I hope yer ready for me..."

"Gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground."

"I'll drink a bottleuh' Hennesey ya got on yer shelf, so just let me introduce myself..."

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"A-ight stop whatcher doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that yer used to..."

"I look funny...but yo I'm makin' money see, so yo world I hope yer ready for me..."

"Gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground."

"I'll drink a bottleuh' Hennesey ya got on yer shelf, so just let me introduce myself..."

Is your nose big...like a pickle?

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Chay and everyone else who appreciated the Chuck D shout out kinda thing there check the net for a song called "Time to Go To War Again", It's a song from about 94-ish by a little known techno mixer called Ambersunshowers and Chuck D and Ticc-Tacc, that song is like Samuel L. Jacksons wallet, one bad mother f****r.

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"somebody better call a cease and desist, before I squeeze what's in my fist, and you cease to exist" - forgot

Sounds like a lethal reach-around, or somethin...

my fav song is #1 spot.

Ludacris - imitating Austin Powers]

Yeahhhh baby, heh heh, yeahh!

[Ludacris]

Back again (that's right) Luda! Ha ha ha ha (Feel this)

It gets meaner and meaner each time baby

Feelin real good too (holla at 'em man) What up Uncle 'Face!

(Yeah)

I'm a bull in this industry man (tell 'em)

Some would rather run down and get one cow (nah)

I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all

You know what I'm talkin 'bout right? Look

[Verse 1]

I'm never goin nowhere so don't try me

My music sticks in fans veins like an IV

Flows poison like Ivy, oh they grimy

Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me

Respected highly, HIIII MR. O'REILLY

Hope all is well, kiss the plantiff and the wifey

Drove through the window, the industry super sized me

Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me

I'm on the rise, so many people despise me

Got party ammunition for those tryin to surprise me (surprise!)

It's a celebration and everyone should invite me

Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes (blaow!)

Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me

My whole aura's so MEAN in my white tee

Nobody light-skinded reppin harder since Ice-T

You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!

[Chorus]

Whoa! Don't slip up or get caught! (Why not man?)

I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)

Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)

But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)

Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)

I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)

Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)

I'm comin for that number one spot!

[Verse 2]

Yes indeed, Ludacris I'm hotter than Nevada

Ready to break the steerin column on yo' Impala

If I get caught, bail out, po'-po' I tell 'em holla

In court I never show up, like Austin Powers fa-zha

Father, father, and hey I love gold

But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold

Jacuzzi's hot, Cristal is so cold

Neighbors catch contacts, from the blunts that I've rolled

A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake

Drop albums non-stop once a year for my fans sake

I crush mics until my hand breaks

Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand

straight

The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy

I'm +XXL+ so I call 'em my +Eye Candy+

Brush my shoulder and I, pop my collar

Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars

[Chorus]

Whoa! Don't slip up or get caught! (Why not man?)

I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)

Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)

But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)

Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)

I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)

Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)

I'm comin for that number one spot!

[Verse 3]

Causin lyrical disasters, it's the master

Make music for Mini-Me's, models and Fat Bastards

These women tryin yo get me out my Pelle Pelle

They strip off my clothes and tell me, "Get in my belly!"

Stay on the track, hit the ground runnin like Flo-Jo

Sent back in time and I've never lost my mojo

Ladies and gentlemen ahh, boys and girls

Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world!

[Chorus]

Whoa! Don't slip up or get caught! (Why not man?)

I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)

Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)

But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)

Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)

I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)

Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)

I'm comin for that number one spot!

just some lyrics from the web - wrong, so I had to edit some of it, but I only changed 'get got' to 'get caught'

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