Implementor Volgathras Posted November 14, 2012 Author Implementor Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Name: I've Got a Gatestone (or, How I Suck at PK) Original: Payphone - Maroon 5 Lyrics: I've got a gatestone, tryin'a recall home, All of my sancs I've spent on you. Where has my knife gone? Tactics were all wrong.. I shoulda nicked that herbal brew. Yeah, I - I know it's hard to remember, the groupmates we used to be. It's even harder to picture, The coup you just tried on me. I think 'It's too late to make it, If I flee I will fry.' And in that time that I wasted All - of - my - prot - spells - went - down. I suck at these fights. Kicked dirt in my eyes, Now I'm paralyzed. No moves left to climb. I can't get no love, Hurt, naked and stunned, My char always dies- I've got a gatestone, tryin'a recall home, All of my sancs I've spent on you. Where has my knife gone? Tactics were all wrong.. I shoulda nicked that herbal brew. If happy ever after did exist, I'd be stompin' your *** in to bits. All these PK logs are full of ****. One more ****in bashlock I'll be sick. You turned your back on my bone bow, Been missin arrows all day. I gave you my staff to borrow, you couped my *** anyway- You can't expect me to stop cryin', I don't expect you to care. I know I said it before but, All - of - my - prot - spells - went - down. I suck at these fights. Kicked dirt in my eyes, Now I'm paralyzed. No moves left to climb. I can't get no love, Hurt, naked and stunned, My char always dies- I've got a gatestone, tryin'a recall home, All of my sancs I've spent on you. Where has my knife gone? Tactics were all wrong.. I shoulda nicked that herbal brew. If happy ever after did exist, I'd be stompin' your *** in to bits. All these PK logs are full of ****. One more ****in bashlock I'll be sick. Now I got a gatestone.. Man **** that ****, I be out spendin all this money gettin weapons bound Wonderin why it wasn't you with your rares crumblin' Crawled up from the bottom now when you see me I'm runnin'. And all of my gear goes with a push of a button, Tellin me I'm worthless and a punk or whatever you call it. Changed the password to my toon so you never could maul it. Deny this name, stupid hoe, you can tell that I'm bawlin'. ****. What a shame, coulda got fixed. It's a really good fight but I quaffed my last pot So I talk about who it is that I fought Or who I coulda fought cuz sad to say it's over for 'em. Now I'll quit out, go bitch on the forum, Wished I'd go away, got what you were lookin' for. Now it's me they don't want, So I got banned for flaming out on the forum with you. (DRUMS!) I've got a gatestone, tryin'a recall home, All of my sancs I've spent on you. Where has my knife gone? Tactics were all wrong.. I shoulda nicked that herbal brew. If happy ever after did exist, I'd be stompin' your *** in to bits. All these PK logs are full of ****. One more ****in bashlock I'll be sick. Now I've got a gatestone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insepiddeception Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 LoL(dont ban me Elrozin) That was quite awesome. I am enjoying this thread alot well beyond its purpose of giving an outlet while the mud was down. I am curious to know what you do for a living with such a warped mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Im not sure I should take offense to Volg's post... I actually like using gate stones :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Something about these songs Volg... I respect the creative talent, but my god man. Smash your iPod, those playlists are a disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Volgathras Posted November 14, 2012 Author Implementor Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 I have all kinds of music; from tracey chapman to bach to drake to Sa Ding Ding and everything in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Volgathras Posted November 14, 2012 Author Implementor Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 am curious to know what you do for a living with such a warped mind. My uncle's Weird Al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insepiddeception Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Makes complete sense, Volgathras. Playlists are an acquired taste Krins.......I wouldn't consider myself a Bieber fan...but having a 3 year old daughter and a 2yr old stepstalker....I will probably end up at one of his shows, and I know lots of lyrics by him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n3rrrdgrrrl Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Makes complete sense' date=' Volgathras. Playlists are an acquired taste Krins.......I wouldn't consider myself a Bieber fan...but having a 3 year old daughter and a 2yr old stepstalker....I will probably end up at one of his shows, and I know lots of lyrics by him.[/quote'] You told me the other night that you honestly liked some of J Biebs' songs! PS. im telling ewok that you called her a stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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