MeleeCrazy Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Ok, so i usually don't bring serious stuff up but this one just has to be shared. So I get home last night, i'm relaxing after a hard days work..when my roomate gets home and starts to come in the house...i here her car beep as she locks it so i go to the door to see if she might need help with anything and as i open the door i hear a man trying to "holla" at her. The fact that he's trying doesn't bother me, but what he said did. He turns to her and says "What's up girl" to which she replies "Not much, going inside to my family, how about you?" Pretty normal so far nothing bad but then he answers "beating your guts out". Now i'm not hating but this guy whom i know to be married is hitting on a girl that is totally out of his league and in one of the most offensive ways i've ever heard. We had our words and before it esculated(which i was hoping for) she hurries me inside and locks the door(always trying to keep me out of trouble). I've never gotten pissed at all when guys try and holla at her(I mean she's good looking it happens) but this guy was just totally out of line. I wish she would have let me kick his A$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designated_Driver Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 He was probably in Drunken Stance, which means he would have countered your Charge, and owned you hardcore. Granted, you did quaff a testosterone potion, from the sound of it. However, his 'raise morale' skill also seemed to be in effect, evening the odds. And his taunt apparently worked, meaning you would be fighting an uphill battle. I would have opened with dirt kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Ah, I love it when FL is applied to everyday life. Or was that life applied to FL? *shrugs and opens his client* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Let me guess USA ? Change house location. Or go to the police and conplain, if they nice maybe they can go to his house at famely dinner time and have a talk with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Nex time take her inside, go knock on his door and hit on his wife, the best way to deal with an ***, is to be an ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattamue Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Beating your guts out? Is that even a line? Was it addressed to you or to her? I imagine your situation to be as confusing as the, "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast," diss in Happy Gilmore. "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 I bought my girl a stungun, (300k volts) and I swing before she has a chance to drag me away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 I hit on this girl the other day, "Hey baby girl... mammal sauce" and she electricuted me with a stun gun (300k volts). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Effective way to say no eh? I'd buy her the 950k volt model, but its a bit heavy for her to carry in her purse all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Effective way to say no eh? I'd buy her the 950k volt model' date=' but its a bit heavy for her to carry in her purse all the time.[/quote'] Especially with the 30 pound DieHard car battery hooked to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Naw, 9v lithiums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeleeCrazy Posted May 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 when he said "beating your guts out" he meant as some barbaric reference to sex...he wasn't drunk just stupid, ogre like at best. I would have whomped him either way....I'm a beast in hand to hand combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 LOLz0r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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