Deykari Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection at the age of 71. He was cremated following a service on Friday at 450° for approximately 50-55 minutes in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded". Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children and she has one in the oven. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Read it carefully. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I did. I noticed all the pun thingies, but it wasn't really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Ouch. Talk about kicking me in the face, stomping on my hands, and making me pick up all my teeth with broken fingers. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Dey, don't worry, remember he is just a kid. Brs, there is a big difference between being an *** and being an ***hole, try not to cross the line, you just come off like a fool. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Oh, I wasn't offended/insulted at all. It's only an internet message board after all, and I'm sure it wasn't meant to offend. That is to say, if it was meant to offend, you best board up your doors. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 No, it wasn't, sorry if you took it that way. It just didn't appeal to MY sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Hey, even a comedic genius can't appeal to everyone. 9/10 will have to do, right? Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 well maybe 4 out of five That is how to properly de-pun a pun. I did like it though he he. I just can't resist a freebie lol. Emp_Newb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Dey, don't worry, remember he is just a kid. Brs, there is a big difference between being an *** and being an ***hole, try not to cross the line, you just come off like a fool. WC Please WC, before hell freezes over. Edit this post. I have read it about five times and I can't find any sarcasm or links to old posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I stand by it. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 alrighty, you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lemming Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 9/10? You aim too low try 18/20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 That is great! Very punny. It's the type of thing I would forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 You'll have to excuse WC. His parents didn't hug him enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hugging is for the weak. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Then what does that make what you and I do under the covers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teralis Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 yuck..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Well what you do under the cover makes me click the back button..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Well what you do under the cover makes me click the back button..... ::Golf Clap:: Probably the best response to a thread turn like this. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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