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For those of you that don't know me. I am religious about the Church. AKA the Gym.

For those of you that don't of the Brofessor and of Broscience.. I invite you on this pilgrimage. I have subscribed to this channel since the beginning of " Dom vs " and all the way up to this:

Enjoy.

Also, there is a few curse words. You are warned.

If it wasn't so unmanly to cry no matter what, I would have cried from laughing so hard. My tear ducts are sewn shut, so I couldn't. Man.

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What can I say? That guy obviously needs to exercise the muscle in his skull a little more often.

For the record, I do attend the "Church" from time to time to blow off steam from life in general. May as well take advantage of a free gym. Otherwise, the world is my gym and there's no need to spend money to visit a building. Spending money on things like a gym and P90X, that's just white privilege.

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What can I say? That guy obviously needs to exercise the muscle in his skull a little more often.

You realize he is mocking "muscle heads", right? He started off with "Dom vs " which was him making fun of the stereotypical Jersey/frat guy.

Maybe if we throw'em in a trench coat with some weird Matrix soundtrack in the background you'll enjoy it? :rolleyes:

For the record, I do attend the "Church" from time to time to blow off steam from life in general. May as well take advantage of a free gym. Otherwise, the world is my gym and there's no need to spend money to visit a building. Spending money on things like a gym and P90X, that's just white privilege.

Recent videos contradict this statement greatly. :P

This, Valek, is for you:

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Oh, you must be referring to the fact I'm not "ripped". Well, see, the "Church" isn't a place I go every day. Once a week. I'm limited in what I can do because I still can't afford to get my knee fixed (this may change with some help from the Affordable Care Act). The rest of my time is spent going to school, going to work, studying, and spending time with my wife and son.

Oh, wait...you probably don't know much about any of that do you? Pardon me while I exit the forums for a while to enjoy my life. :)

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Oh, you must be referring to the fact I'm not "ripped". Well, see, the "Church" isn't a place I go every day. Once a week. I'm limited in what I can do because I still can't afford to get my knee fixed (this may change with some help from the Affordable Care Act). The rest of my time is spent going to school, going to work, studying, and spending time with my wife and son.

Oh, wait...you probably don't know much about any of that do you? Pardon me while I exit the forums for a while to enjoy my life. :)

You're too funny, bro!

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What can I say? That guy obviously needs to exercise the muscle in his skull a little more often.

You think guys that are in shape, eat healthy, and toned are idiots? How amusing.

http://nyulocal.com/on-campus/2011/10/26/an-interview-with-nyu-grad-mike-tornabene-creator-of-youtube-hit-dom-mazzetti-2/

Aren't you still working on your degree? Weird.. :rolleyes:

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It's offensive to me. His use of Native Americans in that manner and pushing the pilgrims like they were gods (seriously, he must be personal friends with Sarah Palin) is part of what's wrong with this country's history. I find him to be slightly misogynistic, playing irony/satire while pushing a "BRO" culture (there's no other attitude that accurately displays why rape culture exists), so, yeah, the guy is completely offensive to me. Yes, he's still an idiot to me.

That's my 2 cents. You're all welcome to enjoy yourselves. I don't (and won't) endorse him.

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It's offensive to me. His use of Native Americans in that manner and pushing the pilgrims like they were gods (seriously, he must be personal friends with Sarah Palin) is part of what's wrong with this country's history. I find him to be slightly misogynistic, playing irony/satire while pushing a "BRO" culture (there's no other attitude that accurately displays why rape culture exists), so, yeah, the guy is completely offensive to me. Yes, he's still an idiot to me.

That's my 2 cents. You're all welcome to enjoy yourselves. I don't (and won't) endorse him.

What a ****ing joke. Do you think any of these statements make us think you're smart? You spend so much time trying to be some intellectual badass instead of being cool, regular guy its almost upsetting. I feel bad for you, bro. I bet you can actually be pleasant to be around, but instead you chose to ride atop some bull**** *** high horse. How sad, my dude. So very sad.

Enjoy your "life". I'm sure you're making some HUGE contribution to the world. Such a ****ing hypocrite. :stunned:

EDIT: And for the record, I don't even dislike you man. I actually enjoy reading a lot of the stuff that you have posted. Its often well thought and well written. You do TWO things that really upset me though. Firstly, this annoying reverend/prophet crap. And secondly, you don't have a sense of humor at ALL unless you're the one that posts it. I meant what I said about you being someone that could be entertaining to hang out with. I was skeptical of Zrothum, but that dude was a ****ing BLAST to hang out with. Just...****ing relax bro.

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