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Trick's Ultimate Hangover Cure:

2 Packets of BC/Goody's Headache Powder == Stops the headache.

A 8oz glass of water with a pinch of salt == Stops the dehydration.

Spend time in the sauna or in a steamy shower, with bursts of cold water. == Purges the system and increases oxygen flow. SWEAT IT OUT!

Follow it all up by a LIGHT work out == Forces organs to absorb oxygen and forces you to take in some.

The whole time listen to some relaxing music. == Just gives you something to focus on other than A. Your mistakes from last night and B. The pure AGONY you are in now.

I am a VERY experienced hangover expert. I am quite sure I have lived nearly a third of my life in a hangover-like state. Trust me.

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Wake up and eat a fat greasy burger.

Fat makes it harder to get yourself drunk, from my knowledge and experience :P

Also, you get drunk much faster if you drink while hungry. Eat sausages while drinking though and you will surprise even yourself how much you can drink, especially if your belly is full.

As for the hangover itself, I like to mix water and yoghurt with some salt and then I drink a few litres. Also, make sure you dump the toxic sh!t in the toilet as soon as possible.

Lastly, don't forget that if you feel **** and ashamed for what you did last night, you perform well :)

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I've got a better recepy - two beers and a shkembe chorba (a kind of a soup made from the belly of an animal like a sheep, or a cow)with a lot of garlic and hot pepper. Mix does wonders. f0xx's airan idea ain't bad as well. Sure makes you vomit everything toxic you've had last night though.

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