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Valek attempts to PK again... part II


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This thread suddenly reminds me of Michael Learns to Rock, except it's Valek Learns to PK. This one is for you, Valek!  (I might even put my version on Youtube)

 


 

Hiding from a lich and drow,

Trying to spam where but my MUD just froze,

Drowning in a hellstream sea,

Watching as they full loot me

 

So many players, all logged on at once,

Tell me, where do I find?  Someone, I can kill.

 

[chorus]

Leave me to my pit, let me keep my gold,

Let me keep my loot as my corpse turns cold,

Show me what PK is – haven’t got a clue,

Show me that carebears can be true

 

They say nothing lasts forever

I need to win today

PK’s now or never

Condeath is one away!

 

[chorus]

Leave me to my pit, let me keep my gold,

Give me your hand and hold me

Show me what PK is – but don’t abduct too far,

No killing, just a friendly spar.

 

Just killed by a faerie psi

Watching as my failing health makes me die

I should log and see some friends

But they don't really comprehend

 

Don’t need too much PK, without saying anything

All I need is someone, who will smote sing

 

[chorus]

Leave me to my pit, let me keep my gold,

Let me keep my loot as my corpse turns cold,

Show me what PK is – haven’t got a clue.

Show me that carebears can be true

 

They say nothing lasts forever

I need to win today

PK’s now or never

Condeath is one away!

 

[chorus]

Leave me to my pit, let me keep my gold,

Give me your hand and hold me

Show me what PK is – but don’t abduct too far,

No killing, just a friendly spar.

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