Unknown Criminal Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Getting pk'ed while drunk... Grezath owes me a keyboard;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 That made my day. rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotspring monkey Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWqhwJd4lzU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool_Hardy Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 drinking and FL end up like this; {how the heck did that happen!} review log and see; flrr huh? flww huh? flrr huh? dang!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Criminal Posted April 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 The girlfriend asked me "what happened...?"Me: Well, I drank that whole 26'er of dark rum.Her: and?Me: I was enjoying my game Her: and?Me: my character got killed...Her: that broke the keyboard?Me: no, the hammerfist did.Her: what hammerfist?Me: the one I slammed into the keyboard after my character got killed.Her: but it's utterly destroyed, how did a hammerfist do all this?Me: well, it didn't. The hammerfist made the keys go flying.Her: but how did it get utterly destroyed?Me: well, when the keys went flying I got mad and phone booked it.Her: that explains it.Me: I gotta get a new keyboard... And mouse.Her: what's wrong with the mouse this time?Me: well, when I relax with my game I bang my mouse out of stress and the left click stopped working.Her: that's the third mouse since you started relaxing with your game again.Me: I know, that's why I buy cheap ones and stock up, I'll start doing that with keyboards too.Her: your game is expensive, I'm glad it's free.Me: me too, I couldn't afford to play it if it cost money UC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Her: your game is expensive, I'm glad it's free. The entire conversation is gold, but that's priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hegemony Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Don't worry UC, I used to talk to my right hand all the time in High School. I'm sure things will pick up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Buy one of these:http://www.techperday.com/wp-content/uploads/125339_2_600_thumb.jpg Go to town on the keyboard. If you're worried about the cylinder itself, wrap this around it except for the window:http://www.popsci.com/gadgets/article/2013-01/ces-2013-wrap-goop-around-your-fingers-then-smash-them-hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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