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FL April 1st joke.. is on me.


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Herald has been revamped. They are now 'scholarly warriors', who will be expected to violently expunge ignorance from the lands. Essentially, the grammar-police.

I ate the whole post liking what I see. Thought it was real. Thanks f0xx for telling me. I would have returned by rolling ogre zerk with broken english beating the living poo out of people whom spoke perfect english.

 

There's saying about people living in my county.. that we're slow to do / understand things.

 

You got me. A effin month later. Good one.

 

--Edit: One old FL veteran from FL1.0 -> 2.0 thought it was good idea too. **wink**

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FEaR the sChOLarS' MArcH!

 

Number     Name       Class   Race    Lvl   Rank    Cp   Month  Days Ago    Cabal------ ------------- ------- ------- ----- ------  ---- ------- ------- -------[   0] A[   1] O[   2] D[   3] N[   4] K[   5] S
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Hey, Merchant became a subcabal of Syndicate because of a dedicated player driven idea. Why not a violent subcabal of Herald? Lol. 

 

"Hostile Education": Being coerced to education through threat or act of violence. And ya know, the Heralds in that subcabal will get a "+3 to hand smacks" ruler to assist them in their travels.

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C pe

You recite the tenets of punitive education.

Your homework eviscerates Valek!

Valek strokes out at the computer.

Valek is DEAD!

C gr corpse

You round down Valek's grade and carve it into the lifeless body: FF

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New Herald Subcabal: [sUBSTITUTE]

Powers;

Erasers - c 'erasers' - "the erasers fill the room with chalk dust" {MAL} effect blindness 1hr*(herald rank)+1 - respiratory failure {you choke and gag} 1hr*(herald rank)+2

Dilorry claps her erasers together in your face!

Blackboard - c 'blackboard' - "as you are called before the blackboard you forget everything you studied" {MEN} effect skill/spell failure rate increases by 2x(maybe 4x) for 1hr*(herald rank)+1

Neffin sends you to the blackboard!

Dunce Cap - c 'duncecap' - "the dunce hat on your head covers your ears and embarrasses you beyond belief you curse your rotten luck and refuse to speak" {MEN} effect curse 1hr*(herald rank)+1 - silence 1hr*(herald rank)+1

Karisha slaps the dunce cap on your head, how embarrassing!

New Herald weapon for subcabal - The Board of Education - Exotic avg 24 splinters have wrath effect

Sihg's paddling LACERATES you!

A splinter from the Board of Education digs in!

Sihg's wrath injures you.

LOL, I thought this was funny.

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we've actually had a few Ogre Warriors in Herald over the years... neither stuck around for long, but one was somewhat successful/known. 

in 1.0 the Heralds had an Evil Ogre Patron (another Imm's alt), he wanted the Heralds to spread lies and rumors about people - to post notes to the masses ridiculing various big-wigs of the time to create strife and contention. needless to say it was short lived as the Heralds quickly became enemy number one. 

I believe it was Zaen's alt... *ponders* it only lasted two weeks and I no longer recall the name. :( it was just after Chueh *sp left. 

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I personally think an ogre zerk or warrior would be ridiculously powerful.  With the educated perk.

I had one. It was really, really strong. I beat people in challenges I had no business beating. But, like always, Laelanis took so much of my time that I couldn't keep with the RP.

Every time I log in with her I tell myself it is the last time. But it never is.

 

It never is.

 

Back on topic, it is really brutal to be able to capitalize on scrolls and staves as an ogre anything. Wands to some extent, too, but especially scrolls. Who doesn't want to throw out like ten transient decapitation scrolls while getting 4-8 attacks per round?

 

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